My meth head friend told me drugs help him fit his whole day into a three hour perio. "Take some more", I told him. "You could fit your whole life into one afternoon!"
๐ Back Cover Teaser:
"I fell in love with a meth addict . He was so sexyโthose lips, those eyes, that tooth."
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