"IF WE'VE GOT AN AWAY GAME AT SUNNDALSØRA: DON'T GO. YOU WON'T MAKE IT BACK ON TIME. THE BUSES DON'T GO WHEN THE SCHEDULE SAYS. THIS ONE TIME I CAME TO THE STOP FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE BUS WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE AND THIS OLD LITTLE MAN SAID IT HAD JUST LEFT"
BREAKING: Fan left near option-less as delivery of ultras gear is stalled in postal services "Yeah obviously I can't attend a game without looking like a bank robber and start a small fire. The timing with the flood is also not optimal"
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"IF WE'VE GOT AN AWAY GAME AT SUNNDALSØRA: DON'T GO. YOU WON'T MAKE IT BACK ON TIME. THE BUSES DON'T GO WHEN THE SCHEDULE SAYS. THIS ONE TIME I CAME TO THE STOP FIVE MINUTES BEFORE THE BUS WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE AND THIS OLD LITTLE MAN SAID IT HAD JUST LEFT"
BREAKING: Sunndalsøra too big to be Villareals UN Friend Town, says mayor. "They haven't even got buses down there, only submarines *chuckles*. We got plenty. They don't leave on time, but thats a different story"
BREAKING: Traeff Away set to invest heavily in away game paraphernelia (thin sitting pillows, scarves, what have you) as Pæri "The Magnetic Board Magician" @sjaaholm and staffers are set to enthrall spectators for another season