Finds out that @mikeyp121 is in New York and contemplates on sliding into his Direct Message just to ask him if he would like to model for me in some photographs... π
When I have children I am going to sit them down and have them play Tetris. They will later find out that the game has a purpose, it teaches us how to arrange and fit things.
I am like a paparazzi, I will follow you around and take pictures of you. Instead of making you look horrible I will make you look flawless. My business card will say "Help me express your inner devil by making you look flawless." #Photographer π
"How to scam a tourist:"
Just tell them facts that are not true. Hopefully they know that their tour guide is telling lies instead of feeding into what she is saying. #PeopleAreCruel
I already have two bags on my lap and you are complaining that there is not enough room. I already moved it for you to sit down. #NYCProblems#PeopleAreVeryInconsiderate
Traveling in New York City transit reminds me of that episode of SpongeBob. You think you can fit in that small space but we all know once you sit down, you are making the people next to you very uncomfortable. #NYCProblems
I am not a morning person, especially when I am woken up early with little to no sleep from the previous night. I will hands down through a tantrum until I get back in my bed and sleep for ten more hours... #FuckEveryone