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[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Are we friends?

Me: Of course we are.

5: Friends share their chips.

Me: We're frenemies.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: I know where cookies are.

Me: Where?

5: The store. Go buy them.

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[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

3-year-old: I’m hungry.

Me: Why didn’t you eat your dinner?

3: You ate it.

Me: Next time eat faster.

[Ryan Michler @orderofman]

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[MacCocktail (@MacCocktail.bsky.social) @MacCocktail]

How do I grow such an excellent beard?

Happy Birthday, Nick Offerman (@Nick_Offerman) (born June 26, 1970)!

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

When dady is back

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Why do they sell garages at garage sales?

Me: They don't

7: So it's a garage not-for-sale?

Oh, no. She inherited the dad gene

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[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: *looks intently at a cupcake wrapper*

Wife: Feeling guilty about eating the cupcake?

Me: Debating if I should lick the wrapper.

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[Ryan Michler @orderofman]

Your life is a series of choices and consequences.
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Sure there's things beyond your control but your ability to react and choose wisely in…

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

5-year-old: Can we get fireworks this year?

Me: You almost burned down the house with birthday candles.

5: I got distracted by cake.

[Mark Jaffe @markjaffe]

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