Jessica Awesome

Unicorn whisperer | Treasure hunter | Purveyor of Awesome. My best pal is a black cat, & I love food. So there.

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@scriptwren @cocampost @fesshole I am confused on how this is odd. Is every day not part of a week? Is it not okay to realize something within a week before an event?

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@jasonvogel512 @fesshole Lifelong horse girl here - it’s definitely not at all common for people to refer to an immature horse as a pony. I’ve still never heard anyone do this. Perhaps you misunderstood what people were saying?

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@fesshole I’m so dead lol Ponies are little b-holes, with their Napoleon complexes 🤣🤣🤣

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@lady_valor_07 Radar

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@Matt_Pinner That’s the goal.

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@HausenKiki @80wZoe @itsJeffTiedrich How exactly is it ridiculous to ask questions to figure out why things are different? Asking questions is always better than blind acceptance or indifference. To suggest otherwise is irresponsible & dangerous.

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@MikeKelly0178 @StobbeChristine @theJagmeetSingh Nah, most of us are here to call Jagmeet out on his BS. If we happen to get a few turds in the comments while we are here, that’s a bonus.

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@StobbeChristine @ChrisN1860 @theJagmeetSingh Why do you care about alcohol taxes? Do you drink enough for it to really hurt you financially? Because if you do, you’ll be using taxpayer funded healthcare to fix the damage you’re causing to yourself, if you aren’t already. And if not, your point is moot.

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@scott_robb @ctvedmonton No, sir. We are out here living our lives, just fine. Unfortunately I can’t say the same for my boosted friends & family. It’s beyond time for you to grow up & stop demonizing people who use their critical thinking.

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@bob_badamson @TheoFleury14 Words are just that: words. Whether they’re “cuss” words or not, you really shouldn’t be giving them so much weight. You’ll lose the message by trying to be socially acceptable. Move beyond that.

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@CBCToronto It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out. Perhaps the cup WAS defective. But word to the wise: don’t open a paper cup full of nearly boiling hot liquid while sitting in a vehicle. Not exactly a safety-first move, is it?

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@CKirich @EndWokeness We’ve BEEN talking, you just don’t listen… as usual. We can’t win with some of y’all, no matter what we do or don’t say or do.

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@blm8688 @PierrePoilievre Betty, real question: what is the issue with him calling his wife “hot��� in public?

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@AnfieldRoadXtra @fesshole There’s no such thing as a truly hypoallergenic dog. It’s not just the fur that people are allergic to, for one. And for two, they ALL shed, just some much less than others.

[Phil Demers @walruswhisperer]

Official: There are no longer any captive walruses in all of Canada. We’ve ended their captivity just as we did it for whales dolphins and porpoises!

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@_giancarlo23 @EndWokeness Nah. I was the kid who stood away from the trends of the rest. I sure wasn’t sad then, and as an adult, it has served me well over the years, by not allowing me to bend to every pressure.

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@XRPee3 @GranadoLexi @EndWokeness A joke about a child jerking off? What exactly is funny about that?

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@Quirkycdngirl @carolynhparrish Agreed, but let’s edit that to include people in ALL war zones, past & present. It’s far more than just the Ukraine who suffers from war.

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@RussellWWarren @joerogan Wtf. He’s doing it to stand up to the school’s woke agenda. He’s proving a point. Y’all need to pay attention, instead of blind-reacting. Have the last 3 years taught you nothing??