KassieMia

I retweet a variety of ( I think ) tweet worthy tweetz. From sports to politics to celebrities to just plain funny, if I like it I'll retweet it.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

"I drink so I can talk to assholes. This includes me.” - Jim Morrison

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Got high school GF a Whitman's Sampler, then I ate the cherry cordial. Re-arranged the candy so she wouldn't know. Busted. #myworstvalentine

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RT @FunnyQuotez_ I feel so empty without you... LOL JK! I'm just hungry

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RT @iSpeakComedy My ex? Yeah, I'd still hit that only this time, it'd be with a truck or a baseball bat.

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RT @Lord_Voldemort7 “Don’t take shit from anyone” is solid advice. Do not handle other people’s feces. That is gross.

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RT @funnyorfact *Police Pulls me over* Police: "Papers?" Me: "SCISSORS, I WIN!!"

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RT @joerogan RT @madflavor: Herman Cain tapped out! He'd rather wrestle with white women than be President!

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RT @IDoThat2 the moment you wanna victory dance over beating a level you have been on forever on angry birds :) (by @mkaelac)

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RT @IsaidThatShxt Remeber Conjunction Junction.. What's your function? O_o lmao #The90sTho

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RT @michaelianblack The "onion" part of onion ring is just for show, right?

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RT @FreddyAmazin Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.

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RT @IsaidThatShxt RT @missezRENEE: Idk why some people think you be caring about there opinions that you didn't ask for.

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RT @IsaidThatShxt RT @missezRENEE: I hate when people fucked somebody already and say " he's like a brother to me" :/

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RT @TheStevenWeber Prepping my toilet seat wreath. Gonna need more berries...

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RT @TheOneMisfit That awkward moment when Kim Kardashian says "I DO" then has a change of mind 72 days later.

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RT @FreddyAmazin RT @GirlPosts: A person who never learned to appreciate you is exactly the same person who will never learn to love you.

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RT @iamdiddy It's not about having people around you...it's about having the RIGHT people around you....Spread Positive Energy!!  

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RT @ItsLilDip When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply.

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Nite everyone, have a safe and happy thanksgiving!

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RT @funnyoneliners I'm so far behind, it looks like I'm ahead.
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