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@infraRed67444 I don't think she's going to appreciate my party trick when that things gets stuck deep inside her 😅

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@frankiemuniz In your line of work, do you call a Top 20 Finish, Malcolm in the Middle?! @frankiemuniz @NASCAR

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@StevenSeagFan83 There's definitely A Fire Down Below! 🥋

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@MLFootball Did we really knee this reminder 🙄

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@11202011t Wait, are those factory stock bumpers 👀👀👀

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@PeacheswuzHere I see you, and raise you...random Lego piece on the floor 😱

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@Appalachiabees I hate the fact that so many father's are getting lost trying to find their way to the cigarette store! The News doesn't shine enough light on the true pressing matters!!

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@Dyslexic_aDve_ Solid chance of six inches upcoming her wet front ☔

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@realninawysocka Yet when I walk around @kroger bragging about the eggplant in my pants, I'm shoplifting and being "indecent" 🙄

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@MissW75 And the greatest long-lasting 5 seconds of your life!

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@Abisco__ Hear me out, I mean if they're down with it?! 🤔

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@Andrew_Chia01 So is this how it feels to live in New Orleans during Hurricane Season?!

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@UncensoredUSA Damn @Letterman is killing it in his retirement years!!!

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@EthanNYcheese The stories are true, the legendary god pack does exist 😱

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@oelma__ Awww, Your Mom is a adorable little thing!!! 🐶

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@Irish_Cowboy88 Air Bud

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@ThrillaRilla369 To be fair, all that back then did legitimately cost only $300, and you had the option from K-Mart to lay it away! 🎅🏻🎄

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@LuckyMcGee Only when you add @NutellaUSA to it!

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@sophaller @sophaller I heard the @Giants are looking for a new QB 👀👀👀

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@GOP_is_Gutless This woman clearly has that dawg in her! 🐶