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@StephenM You know where else is safe, clean, and beautiful? Pyongyang. But it sure ain’t free.

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@realMaalouf Yeah, I don’t agree with the Japanese adapting to immigrants. These immigrants should do what my formerly Christian ass did and go pray at the Shinto shrine like everyone else. When in Kyoto do as the Kyotoites.

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@ashtonpittman To be fair, there probably isn’t a location in the American South that HASN’T had some awful piece of racist history attached to it.

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@ashtonpittman And gay pop star Lil Nas X had a hit with the country song “Old Town Road”, which he did a duet with Billy Ray Cyrus!

[The Wumpus @AwfulMarriage]

“The worst thing you can do with your life is spend it with the wrong human being.” - @Daniel_Sloss; I highly recommend his Netflix show “#Jigsaw” for a no bullshit view on bad #relationships! Wickedly smart and funny man! #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #StaySingle #NeverMarry

[The Wumpus @AwfulMarriage]

The real story should be that millennials are smart to avoid getting married in the first place! #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #NeverMarry #StaySingle #Divorce #Millennials https://t.co/rUWPCXBkni @business

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@WhiteHouse Unlike Donald J. Trump neckties

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How fun is it to #DrunkText exes? Especially exes who have made the grave mistake of getting #married since you broke up with them? #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #FML #WhyBother

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@MolgrathV Btw... the reason I have not been active recently is that I left the house in early May and am now separated, living with a male friend, and pending court for divorce. I miss my two boys, but the separation from her is doing wonders for my mental health overall.

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@MolgrathV Yes, I am familiar with it. I am not fond of the misogynistic elements of the movement, but I think the idea is sound overall. Men refusing marriage is the first step to forcing women be more independent and change the dynamics of their relationships with men.

[The Wumpus @AwfulMarriage]

Trying to negotiate with my #wife is like dealing with Darth Vader... #Marriage #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #BadDeal #StaySingle #Losing #FML

[The Wumpus @AwfulMarriage]

Just told the #Wife that I got a promotion and more responsibility. She had zero words of congratulation. Literally the first words out of her mouth were "How much more #Money will you make?" Proving once again what I really am to her. #GoldDigger #MarriageSucks #WorstMistakeEver

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It will be painful at times, expensive for some of us, but once we regain our #freedom, life is full of endless #possibilities. #LoveYourself. Rediscover who YOU are. #Marriage #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #Separation #Divorce #ToxicRelationship

[The Wumpus @AwfulMarriage]

My heart goes out to those of you struggling in similar situations. It is scary to leave and end up in uncertain territory, but it is worse to waste away in certain #misery for the rest of our lives. #Marriage #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #ToxicRelationship #Divorce #Freedom

[The Wumpus @AwfulMarriage]

I am not out yet, but I am getting there, and the closer I get to regaining #control of my own life, the more at #peace that I feel. #Marriage #MarriageSucks #ToxicRelationship #Divorce #Freedom #StaySingle

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1 Year ago today, I had decided to kill myself. As I was writing my #suicide note, it dawned on me that I did not want to DIE, I just did not be in this AWFUL #marriage, and there are other ways of achieving that. #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #Divorce #ToxicRelationship

[The Wumpus @AwfulMarriage]

@awildahovellk1 I know exactly what you mean. It has been four years since I experienced that trust and closeness. I never will again with my current partner, but I hope to again someday with someone else. Good luck, dear. I hope you find what you need soon too.

[The Wumpus @AwfulMarriage]

"#Marriage is #Obscene in principle insofar as it transforms into rights and duties those mutual relations which should be founded on a spontaneous urge" - Simone de Beauvoir #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #StaySingle #Freedom #Liberation #Divorce

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@awildahovellk1 Yes, life is too short to spend is miserable and with someone who does not #Respect you. I pray that you find your exit as soon as possible, for your own sanity. You cannot take care of others without taking care of you first! #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #Hope #Freedom

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#Marriage sucks for #Women too in different ways, but this one graphic sums up the plight of many #Men. Don't do this to yourself! #StaySingle #MarriageSucks #MarriageIsHell #Slavery #Depression #Separation #Divorce #Freedom #TheWorstIdeaEver