Lemmin

Too much gut. Not enough butt. (They/Them)

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Later Gator https://t.co/kiVvdq3fjZ

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@CameronFairchi8 On the high road to hell

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The Burnhouse Lane Experience

[bug girl @buggirl]

so unfortunately smoking cigarettes does make you look really cool. especially if you’re a girl. it really sucks about the whole cancer part because it truly looks phenomenally sick

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I'm thinking about building a time machine so I can go back and kill the guy who came up with time machines.

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Mark Frost trashing Dr. Phill is life afirming in a way I didn't know was possible before now.

[Mark Frost @mfrost11]

I’ve met this dude. He’s a grifter not a doctor, and he’s a poor excuse for a man.

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@CameronFairchi8 Osteoporosis 😭

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This joke has youth pastor vibes

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Got a job taking stock of farm animals. Deceptively difficult profession. Sure, it's easy enough to count the cows and pigs and hens, but let's see you get through the sheep without falling asleep on the job!

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Got a job taking stock of farm animals. Deceptively difficult profession. Sure, it's easy enough to count the cows and pigs and hens, but let's see you get through the sheep without falling asleep on the job!

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How I look vs. How I wanna look

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Pathologic 2 update: Dying sucks and combat is to be avoided. Made it to day 5 before hitting a wall. This might be a reoccurring issue as im hopeless in combat.

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Day 4, my stomach is empty, and death itself is taunting me with dreams of dead children. This is still less stressful than looking at my bank account.

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Giving pathalogic 2 a full playthrough during probably the most stressful time in my life, and it's really starting to click.

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Girl, me too....

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Giving pathalogic 2 a full playthrough during probably the most stressful time in my life, and it's really starting to click.

[Lemmin @AwfullyAbsurd]

Giving pathalogic 2 a full playthrough during probably the most stressful time in my life, and it's really starting to click.

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Was told i shouldn't start sobriety until i fix my shit because i fly off the rails. Won't fix my shit till i get my head straight and sober. this is what is known as a Catch 422

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How do people function with all those thoughts crashing around in their skull? - stoner on day one of sobriety

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@CameronFairchi8 Thanks! I hate this!

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Turns out my ASMR Therapist is unlicensed....

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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO!!!!

[Hundreds of Beavers Movie @beaversfilm]

https://t.co/orEh4A7wMf

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It would heal the world

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This year, Heidi klum should dress as a thumb thumb from spy kids.