A lady shared how a guy kept pestering her on WhatsApp, saying he wanted to โshift her womb.โ
She challenged him to a 1v1 game of Call of Duty: if she won, heโd leave her alone forever; if he won, heโd get his wish. This is how it ended. ๐
Every time I saw Diego Simeone in the stands during Argentina/Egypt game, I felt sad.
For the first time in my life, I wanted this man to be happy.
Football is a very stressful sport!
๐จ Reporter: โYour dribbling this season is insane. Who taught you that?โ
๐ฃ๏ธ Michael Olise: โMessi taught all of us. I just copy the homework from the greatest student ever.โ