Aaron Wight

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[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

My mom sent me this saying "your grandma is watching the NBA finals in a sports book in Vegas."
Love that woman

[Bill Barnwell @billbarnwell]

@theStevenRuiz Caleb had eight 20+ yard completions yesterday and Nix has 11 all season

[Bears Luchador 🐻 @Bears_Luchador]

Me dangling a Dianna Russini keychain in the stands to distract Mike Vrabel tonight.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

@PeteNakos Thanks Pete, this fucking sucks

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

DEMON HOME

[Ghost Mugs Halas 🐻⬇️ @Nickdabearfan]

Caleb shutting Dan Wienerer down 😭😭😭

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Bring back the BCS

[Pete Thamel @PeteThamel]

Sources: The College Football Playoff is nearing a deal to expand to 24 teams, per sources. The new format will start in 2027 and is expected to come together in the near future, pending final approvals.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Tyson Bagent has never been good at professional football. He’s never even been average. The quicker him and his Dad are gone from this situation, the better.

[ThienemanSZN @ThienemanSZN]

This play resulted in a sack from Bagent holding the ball

Look at Burden

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Also hilarious when announcers just start naming old Yankees during big moments. “Lou Gehrig…Babe Ruth”

This team starts Jazz Chisholm and Anthony Volpe, be for real.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

The Yankees used to be the most storied franchise in all of sports. Now they’re known for making errors and building a mini-stadium where every 17 year old thinks they can catch a fly ball. Funny stuff.

[Underdog MLB @UnderdogMLB]

Anthony Volpe is credited with an RBI-double after ball was originally ruled a 2-run HR

Review showed fan interference.

[@autechres @autechres]

When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

@JoshPateCFB Can’t wait to hear your album about how hated you are!

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

@JoshPateCFB @BussinWTB @nutrl_usa @FanDuel Then say something meaningful instead of dancing around it. If you thought it, say it.

[John Kennedy @FrazzleMyGimp]

(Baseball game)

Hotdog guy: hotdogs!

Me waving him down: all good over here

Him: what?

Me standing up and going to him: I don’t want a hotdog

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

https://t.co/eFoXlOxhpX

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Nick Saban on Mississippi State QB Kamario Taylor:

"If I was coaching right now, I’d be trying to get KaMario Taylor to get in the portal."

(via @CollegeGameDay)

https://t.co/vURClt3cks

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

There is no bigger hypocrite in the history of college football than Nick Saban. Every day he is given a platform to speak on the current state of the sport is a bad day.

[On3 @On3]

NEW: Nick Saban takes a shot at the Big Ten's depth:

"We’ve (SEC) already got nine teams in the top-25. It’s not like the Big Ten where there’s three good teams at the top and then nothing."

(via @PatMcAfeeShow)

https://t.co/HsY2Rl0DY9

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Do people watch football like this?

[Justin Macmahan @JustinMacmahan]

Guys behind me at the bar describing Josh Allen as a “Glory Hog” and I couldn’t agree more. Can’t just hand the 1-yard TD to your running back like a normal QB. Gotta pad your stats with all these extra TDs so people will proclaim you the best QB in the league

[Matt Harmon @MattHarmon_BYB]

Preseason brain: “Listen, you just can’t draft a QB early in fantasy because the position is so deep! Think about the opportunity cost!”

Actually having Josh Allen on your fantasy team when the games start:

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

One of the hilarious parts about lying every second of every day, is that when you slip up and say “give us another chance”, the jig is up.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

They said Bo Nix was better than Caleb Williams. I’ll never forget it.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

@dmcland72 Hahahahahahaha

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

@FantasyFBallAZ Clown.

[Aaron Wight @Awight54]

Beating the SEC isn’t for everybody, I guess