alice💕

imagine being dumb as FUCK on Twitter dot com

[alice💕 @AwkwardCorgi]

things guys have said to me:

"your thighs look like they can crush my windpipe and I welcome death"
"you working for popeyes? Can I buy one of those big thighs you have 🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍"

[Animal Love @YVemula5063]

Punch quickly jumped onto Miyakoshi and gave him quite a jerk! 😆
Today Punch looks even cuter than usual a fluffy little munchkin. ☺️☺️ After getting soaked in the rain, his fur looked extra fluffy 🍩, and he seemed even more clingy.
When Punch placed his face right beside Dad's face, he looked absolutely adorable. 😍🥰 How could Dad possibly resist hugging him? ☺️☹️ Punch is somehow even cuter when he's wet! ❤️🐒
#punchimonkey
#punch

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

MAGA Influencer Riley Gaines caught on camera taking directions on what to say to her dumb gullible fans.

It’s all an act.

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

A man harasses & calls the police on a father taking his young daughters to use the restroom.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This father was on a road trip with his two young daughters & they needed to go to the restroom so he stopped at a QT & took them in the women’s restroom since no one was in it & a man came yelling at him to get out & called the cops.The girls were crying & then he assaulted him.

[Andy Cortez (didn't pay for the blue check) @TheAndyCortez]

Just let him run for President. Trump shits on the constitution constantly. Let us break the rules once as a treat.

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

He cheated on her multiple times during their relationship and she forgave him every time and defended him publicly. She also has helped him raise his two kids from previous relationships and treat them as her own. She supported him throughout his entire career and helped him get healthy again too. Now he’s the one leaving her. Ladies this is why you need to stop forgiving him bum ass men who don’t deserve you. If they cheat, LEAVE. Give an ugly man a chance and he’ll act like he rules the world.

[Gianl1974 @Gianl1974]

So let me get this straight:

When Zelenskyy came to the White House in the same military-style clothes he’s worn since Russia invaded his country, MAGA media melted down about how he “disrespected” the Oval Office because he wasn’t in a suit and tie.

But now, for Trump’s America 250/UFC spectacle, they’re totally fine with:

✅The South Lawn turned into a corporate fight cage for a UFC card tied to Trump’s 80th birthday and a private foundation.

✅Fighters treating the White House grounds like a locker room, walking around barefoot and using it as their backstage.

✅Fighters literally wrapping themselves in the American flag as a costume and marketing prop.

So a wartime president wearing the same practical gear as his soldiers was “offensive” to MAGA, but turning the People’s House into a pay-per-view backdrop is “patriotic” now.

This isn’t about “respect for the office.”
It’s about obedience to Trump.
If you’re useful to him, you can stomp around the White House lawn barefoot under a 90-foot steel UFC truss and they’ll call it freedom.

If you’re standing up to Putin in clothes that remind people there’s an actual war going on, they call you disrespectful.

[Acyn @Acyn]

De Niro: I hate to say it, but loving our country is starting to sound like an abused spouse saying they love their abuser.

I can’t love a country that starts stupid and inhumane wars, killing thousands of innocents and indirectly causing the deaths and suffering of millions more.

I can’t love a country that takes healthcare away from millions of people and uses that money to enrich their pals in the Trump-Epstein class.

I can’t love a country that sends out masked militias to shoot citizens in the streets, torture our neighbors, and separate families.

I can’t love a country that’s led by a racist, misogynist, xenophobic tyrant.

And let me just say it: I can’t love a country that’s led by Donald Trump and his sycophant Congress.

[Soy Marbe @BellaIndirecta]

En fin, para los que tuvieron un mal día, les dejo a Punch en 2 patas siendo gracioso y adorable. 🥰

[Animal Love @YVemula5063]

Punch with a baby the most wanted picture ever at Ichikawa Zoo's Monkey Mountain 🏔️❤️🐵👶
Hopefully the baby's mom doesn't scold poor Punch afterward. 😒😂
#punch
#punchmonkey

[baekhyun_a @pu2022138]

어느 각도에서 봐도 귀여운 펀치 🐒
이 정도면 귀여움에도 사각지대가 없네요 🥹✨

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

TRUMP IS A RAPIST PEDOPHILE

[Human Owned by Cat 😺 @Petswithaura]

Happy 10th month birthday Punchi

[Animal Love @YVemula5063]

😂😂 Punch joined Moe's troop, found the perfect spot, and instantly transformed into a tiny potato 🥔🍠 on sleep mode.
While everyone else is busy, Punch is over there looking like: "No thoughts. No worries. Only nap." 😴
And those sleepy eyes! 😂 It looks like he secretly borrowed some silver eye makeup before bed and forgot to take it off.
Tiny monkey, professional napper, accidental fashion icon. ✨🐒💤🤣
#punch
#ichikawazoo

[Alveus Sanctuary @AlveusSanctuary]

WE JUST HAD A LEVEL 51 HYPE TRAIN FOR THE SUBATHON

OVER 8,000 SUBS AND A 1,000 GIFTER

MAYA IS ON THE FLOOR

WHAT IS HAPPENING

[alice💕 @AwkwardCorgi]

@AlveusSanctuary @ConnorOBrien404 Very... v-v-v-very nice rack conner uh huh mhm

[Therapeutic Videos @therapeuticvids]

What a pure and beautiful moment ❤️ looks like Grandpa Atomaru gently giving his blessings to little Punch Kun... The one who melts the old soul and opens his soft heart wide🦧🐵

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Mother cat introduces her kittens to friendly Golden Retriever friend.. when they realized dog's mama's friend..🐕🐾🐈❤️

[Punch @Punch_on_sol]

The team at @ichikawa_zoo just shared that ¥43,036,679 has been raised for Monkey Mountain improvements including sunshades, soil platforms, an expanded backyard and new air conditioning for Punch and his troop.

The $PUNCH community has contributed $17,000 of that total, donated directly to Ichikawa City Zoo because we believe in what they are building for him.

Punch is getting a better home because people showed up. That means everything to us.