Anya Markowitz

ad gal / writer / internet yente / opinions my own

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@caityweaver I cannot wait for the BK heights biscuit wars to begin

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@shannonrwatts If the fundamental thesis of this tweet is an ask for nuance, I as a Jewish person would actually ask you to take a beat and try and find the nuance in what people are asking of you in this case

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@shannonrwatts I believe the legitimate ciritique from Jewish people is that your rush to paint anti-zionism and fundamentally antisemitic has you flattening the realities of Jewish identity into constructs that are in themselves antisemitic. I urge you to engage with that in good faith.

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@PanasonicDX4500 thats not jaded analysis lol that's actually literally one of the fundamental evaluation criteria for public health modeling

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@PeterTwinklage we have so deeply lost the plot!!!!!!

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

Absurd and inhuman violence is spreading ferociously through the sacred places of the Christian East, profaned by the blasphemy of war and the brutality of business, with no regard for people’s lives, which are considered at most collateral damage of self-interest. But no gain can be worth the life of the weakest, children, or families. No cause can justify the shedding of innocent blood.

[Cameron Kasky @camkasky]

Sorry but directing your energy towards Hasan Piker while America and Israel drag the world into hell is such outrageous behavior. We bombed a school and Israel is hunting Muslims in Lebanon.

“Anti-Israel rhetoric will be destroyed” is a death sentence for the Democratic Party.

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@shannonrwatts hey just a question -- whats the end game here? this is really where you want to be focusing your effort right now?

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@louisvirtel I think this is canonically what happened to me in 95

[limecat @velwetricochet]

the only difference bw you and the people being torn apart by the settler colonial death machine is sheer luck. there's nothing inherent to you that makes you more deserving of safety. it could just as easily have been you and that arbitrariness should haunt you, not comfort you.

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@brianschatz Can you get some folks in your caucus on the horn to take the message wide because..... it's getting muffled with fascist collaborationism at the top I fear Brian!!

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@Annie_Wu_22 First thing I thought when I woke up is who is going to be the first to blame Matt and Bo for the loss 😂

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@MsIsisKing GOAT convention !!!

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@hunteryharris Im so glad 2026 brought us a new cornerstone Faye lipsync

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

this epstein stuff… it just really breaks my heart to be reminded how the most powerful people do whatever they want to the most vulnerable and get away with it. idk, feels insane how little focus there seems to be on these victims

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@hunteryharris Kanye stopped innovating in the blood libel space and she saw her opening

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@neeratanden As per usual you know this isn't true Neera but easier to punch down to protect your whole lukewarm brand! Don't you get tired?

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

that Y*le spin in action

[Fox News @FoxNews]

REPORTER: “A local school district here is alleging ICE agents detained a 5-year-old after preschool on Tuesday...Are you proud of how your administration is conducting this immigration crackdown..."

VP VANCE: “I actually saw this terrible story while I was coming to Minneapolis...I see this story and I am a father of a 5-year-old actually, 5-year-old little boy, I think to myself oh my God this is terrible how did we arrest a 5-year-old?"

“Well I do a little bit more follow-up research and what I find is that the five-year-old was not arrested —that his dad was an illegal alien, and then when they went to arrest his illegal alien father, the father ran.”

“So the story is that 'ICE detained a five-year-old.' Well, what are they supposed to do? Are they supposed to let a five year old child freeze to death?”

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@christress this week on the internet has been 4 years

[Anya Markowitz @AwkwardIrony]

@walkercapl Walker this is so funny