Laura Johnson

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Master’s Degree: ✅
#ODU20 #ODUGrad

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Follow up: We bought this on our honeymoon. A few days later our rental car was stolen along with $1000 worth of gifts & belongings - including this game. The plus side? We used the experience as DYI “we’re still good” situation 😂😬😭 @Mythical #werestillgood #earbiscuits

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Shoutout to @Mythical: my husband’s card choice for “We’re Still Good” still has us in tears 😂 #GoodMythicalMorning #earbiscuits

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Shoutout to @Mythical: my husband’s card choice for “We’re Still Good” still has us in tears 😂 #GoodMythicalMorning #earbiscuits

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

@TheOne_Dilbert As a Midwestern girl, I agree wholeheartedly

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We will not sit by as Governors try to block or intimidate educators protecting kids against COVID-19.

This isn’t about politics. This is about keeping our kids safe and taking on this virus together.

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

MY WEDDING DRESS ARRIVED AT THE STORE THREE MONTHS EARLY I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS PHONE CALL 😍😍😍

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I am once again asking you to get vaccinated.

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

I’ve had the songs from Inside in my head all day and I really need this to stop so I don’t randomly yell “JEFFREY BEZOS” at my middle schoolers this week 😂

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

My mom: “Why do you watch The Bachelorette? I don’t get why people like it.”
My mom, after watching two episodes with me while I’m home: “When can I call you! We need to talk about this week’s episode!!!!”
Me, finally helping her see the light of #TheBachelorette :

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Trying to find a rehearsal dinner space….for 2022… 😬😭🙃

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

@united Definitely. Thank you!

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

@united, when you said “We've got you covered by putting your health and safety at the forefront of your experience” I thought you meant you wanted to keep people safe. Instead, you allowed people to wear masks under their CHINS without reminders or consequences. Do better.

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

@united The person was directly in front of me, sharing concerns wasn’t an option without creating an even more uncomfortable situation. This person interacted with flight attendants numerous times without any mention of masking requirements.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

If you’re a firefighter or a teacher, you’re paying a higher tax rate than most of corporate America. It’s unacceptable. I’m sick and tired of corporations not paying their fair share.

We’re going to change that.

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Never thought I’d be so happy to be able to fill my car up with gas with a normal amount to be able to DRIVE TO WORK but here we are! NOW STOP PANIC BUYING Y’ALL

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Will: “One time at an eye exam, I forgot what the letter E was called.”

Me:

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Today was the best day! I SAID YES! 🥰❤️👰🏼‍♀️

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

I texted my mom at 10:30, she asked why I wasn’t sleeping yet, so I sent her this GIF:

[Laura Fitz @BitzOfFitz]

Governor Walz: There's a chance we could have our State Fair this year if people will get vaccinated

Minnesota:

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Virginia’s vaccination alert scared the HECK out of me today

[Laura Johnson @AwkwardLJ]

Listen I feel like I’m a pretty chill bride when it comes to planning, but the #1 way to not have a person book your wedding service: get the bride’s name wrong in your initial meeting.