J. Awkward Prufrock

A socially clueless writer and editor just trying to shed light on embarrassing situations. My love song:

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@ashley_thaatsme I know! Especially when the episode of the Bear that’s being nominated for directing, writing, etc. is feature length and also the least funny thing I’ve ever seen (a fine dramatic episode though).

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@ashley_thaatsme Yup. I think Logan was brought in to fill the Tristan gap.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@ashley_thaatsme PLEASE do that 😂

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

10 years ago, this was me. And it was not.

[Leah Goodridge @leahfrombklyn]

The marketing campaign against remote work is truly relentless.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@OMaraRules Here in the Philly suburbs, there is a joint called Boston Style Pizza and it haunts me.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

Can we talk about how while everyone else faced historical struggles in 1933, Oliver Warbucks was sitting on A BILLION dollars? He could have fixed America!

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@ashley_thaatsme I just want it to be so weird.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

What is the appropriate age to just want a cheese board to yourself for your birthday? Research tells me it's 32.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@ashley_thaatsme Definitely worked that way too. That was one of the best episodes of television ever.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

The writing on Rings of Power is basic and predictable. And I bet you they used that, “Sauron is like Walter White, Tony Soprano, and Batman” line in the pitch meeting and all the men drooled.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

Derry Girls is a fucking masterpiece.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@ashley_thaatsme When it comes to office supplies, I fully embrace "treat yo self"

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@ashley_thaatsme

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Therapist:
Virgo: Listen. I know all my little systems don't matter. I know the world is a dark place. I know there is only the void. And because of that I will create more systems. And more beauty. And be on time. AND BE KIND TO EVERYONE THOUGH I'M IN A LOT OF PAIN.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@OMaraRules Sister Act 2 only has a 19% on Rotten Tomatoes, making me question everything I know about art.

[J. Awkward Prufrock @AwkwardPrufrock]

@malkatz @OMaraRules Ah scratch that - poor reading comprehension on my end. It's just one of the most expensive shows ever made by Netflix. And we all know how they're doing.