Tom Footy Daddy

Girls say I’m like a reverse Monet.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@StopTweetingMia Yeah I agree big time here - Barker is very much content to let us resolve the bits of character we don’t see based on what we do. It’s a great way to have your cake and eat it I feel.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@Whispering17170 @LaurenHeraldSun @carltonbesties Ahhh a great take from the “if my grandmother had wheels she’d be a bike” school of whataboutism from you champ.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@ClubWas21Plus Hey big rig this is a real dumb take and you should feel bad for making it. I have heaps of banter with my mates about footy and about around footy and some these mates are women and I’ve never ever made violent threats to them as part of that. But hey I’m not a dipshit?

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@SenatorCash @AngusTaylorMP Hey fuckhead - just want to see if you’re going to keep voting against things that actually protect women? Keep squawking you rancid cockatoo.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@PaulineHansonOz Pauline have you considered flying that big new plane of yours directly into the fucking sun? Reckon you’d increase the average IQ of the country by about 85%. Hope every day is painful and tedious you ginger Nazi.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@MGrahMcIntosh Can we get a review into the net benefit of you keeping your job? Reckon if you didn’t have this job and instead were somewhere really far away the net benefit to the country would grow immeasurably.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@LucyZelic @JuliaGillard Hey Lucy - what the fuck happened to you? It’s always good when the people who hate lose. And I sincerely hope you keep losing every single time. Have a terrible day!

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@fromthe_topdeck I will say it’s a little bit of a misdirect because two of those Geelong games are Brisbane v Pies which is probably more about the opponents as well, and a Melbourne game which tracks. Cannot fathom how we’ve pulled a prime time game against…Ross Lyon.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@MycologistBrock Hey dude - when you eat isn’t really hard to remember to breathe? Like does the conscious effort of not choking hurt your head so much you have to lie down after every meal. I assume it is because there’s no other explanation for how dumb you are.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@jondelarroz Hey man didn’t you beat your wife?

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@PollyPorridge The irony that Twitter clocked the word Mother’s Day on this post and made the like button a Mother’s Day themed like button.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@MWL152 The bird wires over the roof only work if the crowd is rowdy because the crowd noise makes the hum or something but as the game wore and people left sound dipped. Birds go nuts.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@PollyPorridge Also imagine copping fucking Wharfie Time in a Grand Final? Just unfathomable.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@onepercentas That’s fucking unreal.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

I love Wharfie Time so much.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@SaintJackington Gonna run for Prime Minister on a “shoot real estate agents with the biggest gun” only platform.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@kakigaijin @GianmarcoSoresi But you’ve forgotten how funny it would be if he did actually die and she was actually a widow.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

Saints still doing Pride Game? Reckon that’s an absolute farce. Read the reasoning too and it’s absolutely staggering how much time and care we put to a man who might not play a bit of footy but don’t extend the same to queer members of the AFL community. Fucking in the bin.

[Fox Footy @FOXFOOTY]

SAINTS REDUCE 'CRIPPLING' SLUR BAN

Lance Collard will miss just two weeks of footy for his second use of a homophobic slur >> https://t.co/pN6uWpIhKy

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@SaintJackington Yes - so much of this lived in my head rent free for years.

[Tom Footy Daddy @AwkwardTreed]

@NicNegrepontis Hey Nic have you considered this is funny?