Awkward Abroad

my name is ****** and i like to rhyme, i like gatorade- preferably lemon-lime | FF/EMT☤

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Easter is about ⛪️🙏🏼 not 🐰🥚 #justsayin

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though this is anon twitter; there are some things that shouldn't be tweeted

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*cough* twig *cough* https://t.co/HbXYT4Mf8g

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next time you order kale try using a silent "k", it tastes a lot better

[Kyle Shumaker @KShumak]

What this week is all about

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she's both cute and terrifying when she's mad

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getting paid to do what i love >>

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It's officially Masters Week 🙌

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There's pissed off, then there's three putt par kind of pissed off.

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i miss alabama a lot sometimes

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i should probably be asleep

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@Brunette_Btchh what're you 5 or something 🌚

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date nights in >

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so i bought a Rolex, but it's almost too flashy to wear everyday #stupidstruggle

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this makes me feel like an adult and idk how i feel about it

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bora bora … so nice, they named it twice 🌴☀️

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politics aren't everything

just so you know

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if you are a praying person, i could use a few

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@ClassicDadMoves liked my last post on IG

i think that's a sign

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@leahashmiller well thank you! 🙂