hey it’s me, your dad

this feel like a quaalude

[hey it’s me, your dad @Awkward_Legend]

@elmostreetfight Gehehehe I’m so slick

[chloé 🦇 @elmostreetfight]

Evidence of my girlfriend being an annoying ass and taking pictures all up in my business 24/7 (I secretly adore her on the low)

[hey it’s me, your dad @Awkward_Legend]

might ask chat gpt to write me a poem

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

transferred money from savings to checking to buy Auntie Anne’s at the airport

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Kelly Clarkson’s ex-husband Brandon Blackstock has been ordered to repay her $2.6 MILLION after overcharging her fees as her manager.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

🚨 Lana Del Rey’s cover of ‘Take Me Home, Country Roads’ will be available on streaming services December 1st at midnight local time.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘She’s The Man’ hits Netflix tomorrow.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Ice Spice gets her own Chia pet.

[cory @_averagemeat]

Went number 5

[ken udiggit @discopartybaby]

I just know voldy plays the nastiest techno

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Keke Palmer is seeking a restraining order against Darius Jackson and requesting sole custody of their 8-month-old son, Leodis.

Palmer has accused Jackson of abusing her multiple times over the course of their two-year relationship in court documents filed on Thursday.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lady Gaga’s former NYU classmate Carly Waddell says she wasn’t a fan of her because she was “too extra” and would belt songs from ‘Wicked’ during lunchtime:

“Gaga would sit at the piano every single day and just play and sing ‘Wicked’ at the top of her lungs every day. And we were all just trying to eat lunch. It was break time, and we were all forced to listen to her. And yes, was she good? Of course! She was great, but I just wanted to eat my sandwich.”

[casey @kc4congress]

it’s cold as FUCK outside

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Megan Thee Stallion for her Tim Burton-themed ‘Hottieween’ party.

[❒ @RlCKYRAGE]

“trust men or sing fiona apple”

[hey it’s me, your dad @Awkward_Legend]

@wifithatguy @celtics very will core

[hey it’s me, your dad @Awkward_Legend]

would like to road trip to nashville or something listening to only ethel and mitski

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

Taylor going from evermore to reputation on The Eras Tour: