Candy Pants

Because nudes. If you are one of my spawn, you should know better than to follow me.

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

@LordMorpheous @hockeyesque @fordnation To be very clear. This rally is the brainchild of White Nationalists that have glorified and promoted Jan 6 actions in Ottawa. Doug Ford’s daughter is a anti vaccine leader, that promotes debunked anti science, and is a direct line from the Premier‘s office to White National.

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

@kinkengineering It’s all about the retweet’s buttons

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

Wow I got rid of Twitter in 2016 after the US election. Am I crazy to be using this again?

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

A throw back to shooting with @kinkengineering and @LordMorpheous

[Toronto Firefighters @TPFFA]

Taking care of your mental health is no different or any less important than looking after your physical well-being. There’s no need to suffer in silence and there are resources available to help. Let’s talk. #EndTheStigma #BellLetsTalk #MentalHealth #Toronto

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

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[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

Just got this #dickpick #deterant from a @Drake #drake #views #6ix #toronto #blameiton @Disco_Morlock #sexmonkey

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

@rayfawkes chicks dig scars

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

@Lavernecox you looked ravishing today

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

Standing in the #beerstore #crying because you're so happy about your wedding reception tomorrow. That's what #realmen do

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

I know it's 1am in #CostaRica but #MakeDonaldDrumpfAgain is amazing! Thank you @iamjohnoliver

[Neil Gaiman @neilhimself]

Making sure everyone has seen this new Spielberg Trailer. (Just watch it.) Via @evanier https://t.co/bYhjuyIKej

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

@LordMorpheous glad your home. Sorry we will miss you like ships in the night.

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

Great read while on a trip but made me miss my dogs. #fifteen dogs

[CBC News @CBCNews]

Oilsands giant derails full public inquiry into foreign workers' deaths https://t.co/KwGx1bp5q1

[Janice Poon @FeedingHannibal]

CBC radio's Q interviews @neilhimself
Re-enter Sandman: Neil Gaiman revives his famous comic https://t.co/Bak6ddM4xN

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

Currently being #bullied by my #wife because she wants me to go out to @Oasis231mutual and have fun without her. I just want cuddles tonight

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

@rayfawkes love your smile.

[Nerdist @nerdist]

#Deadpool launches #TouchYourselfTonight PSA to promote testicular cancer prevention: https://t.co/s1jzBpNguK

[Candy Pants @AwkwardmomontP]

@LordMorpheous that looks unfit for consumption