Awmuth ♡𝅘𝅥𝅮!?

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[Hyper Reel Vibe @HyperReelVibe]

@Vivek4real_ Spending two years and trillions of dollars building an artificial super-brain just to realize it's still cheaper to pay a 23-year-old junior dev in cold brew and pizza is the funniest possible outcome of the AI bubble. 🍕

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia—

AOC: Wah wah wah.

We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. Republicans have fought for partisan gerrymanders across the United States of America. And these are the rules that they have set.

And so if the Republican Party wanted to start this, they did this in North Carolina. They drew out three Democratic members of Congress in North Carolina. They did it in Texas.

What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over, doesn’t fight, and takes everything sitting down. And what they’re mad at right now is that we are here in a new day. And we have been asking the Democratic Party to stand up and fight, and now they did—and now the Republican Party doesn’t like the fact that they are fighting against someone who actually will stand up for the American people.

So if Republicans decide that they would like to revisit a ban on partisan gerrymandering, I welcome them. We have the bill right here to end this all today. But they don’t want to, because they like pursuing and continuing to enact an unfair electoral landscape. And so we have an obligation to defend ourselves.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Seth Miller is on the Public Advocate’s Worst Landlords list.

He’s also the first landlord in NYC history who's been court-ordered to pay $1,000 for every day his property violations at 919 Prospect Ave in the Bronx were unresolved.

If the worst violations are not resolved by March 18th, all violations not resolved within 30 days, or he refuses to pay, our Tenant Protection Unit will seek further enforcement in court.

Let this penalty be a warning to all bad landlords: We will use every tool at our disposal to protect tenants - in every borough.

[KAMI @Okami13_]

Reddit user claims that they've figured out what causes Monster Hunter Wilds performance issues – and it's kind of wild.

According to their investigation:

• Owning more DLC = more FPS
• This is due to an aggressive check the game does to see what DLC you own
• It is NOT intentional by Capcom but this constant check causes performance dips
• The user created a mod that tricks the game into thinking you own all DLC and noticed immediate improvements
• All information has been sent to Capcom support
• This same user has already already helped Capcom solve a performance issue in Dragon's Dogma 2

(via de_Tylmarande / Reddit)

[✨Amelia✨ @amelia_squealia]

Dilbert at the Scott Adams Memorial

[bea @SlLENTPRINCESS]

when people say "you only live once" i'm pretty sure they mean i should buy this N64 coffee table

[Dave NewBlood @DaveOshry]

You want to sleep in a tent at work? Of course you do, you're 12.

[Kenney @KenneyNL]

As promised the #gameassets pages on my website will now start featuring YOUR games! ✨ If your game is on Steam and uses a specific asset pack of mine, simply reply and I'll get it added (make sure you have a pretty capsule image plsplsplspls)

Example: https://t.co/2cwIDo0lid

[Lance McDonald @manfightdragon]

Elden Ring on Switch 2 at @PAXAus. Much better then Gamescom build. 1080p30, judge performance yourself from the video. I really can't handle the shoulder buttons on Switch but that's just me. Switch owners will be fine

Uncensored version on my Instagram https://t.co/LU4SQBMzqz

[Katsuhiro Harada @Harada_TEKKEN]

It’s hard to believe, but Itagaki-san…my senior from university and my rival as a creator has passed away.
The last message I ever received from him was,

“Let’s go drinking. Let’s make some noise soon!”

To think that he’s gone at just 58 years old…

Yes, everyone dies eventually …that’s inevitable.
But you… isn’t it a bit too soon?

Didn’t you say you were going to defeat me someday?
Didn’t you come to my wedding, wearing your usual black leather jacket and sunglasses,
and call me your comrade-in-arms?
Didn’t you tell me to come to you whenever I was in trouble?

I never even got the chance to consult you about anything.

Honestly… I’m really depressed.

—Itagaki’s final message (English translation)—

Words I Leave Behind
The flame of my life is finally about to go out.
If this message has been posted, it means that the time has come. I am no longer in this world.
(This final post has been entrusted to someone dear to me.)
My life was a series of battles. And I kept on winning.
I know I caused trouble for many along the way.
But I followed my convictions and fought to the very end.
I have no regrets.
Only one thing weighs on me — I’m deeply sorry to all my fans that I couldn’t bring you a new work. I truly am.
That’s just how it is.
So it goes.

Tomonobu Itagaki
——-

[Monster Hunter @monsterhunter]

Your hunt against Lagiacrus goes beyond land and takes you deep underwater for a special encounter. Battle on it's home turf during this part of the hunt, where you have to overcome the odds without full use of your weapons. Keep your eyes open to turn the tide of battle!

[enemycharlie @enemycharlie]

not to side with the men here, but why do women 5'3" and under have such strong preferences for men 6ft+. you are a hobbit, 5'8" is tall enough. you can't even tell when your 5'8" boyfriend is lying about being 6'0" because you're so short.

[Lance McDonald @manfightdragon]

Oh my god we literally joked about "FROM are probably gonna tell people to make sure they have Open NAT lmao" and the fucking did it haahahahhahaah

(This is the like telling someone to clear their browser cookies. You just say it in tech support to get customers off the phone)

[Kat 🏳️‍🌈 @Kat_Says_Stuff]

Utah, a state that banned all trans healthcare until more research was carried out did their own meta study.
Unfortunately for them, they used real unbiased scientists. found
Improved mental health
No significant effect on bone density
Positive effects on psychosocial outcome

[Awmuth ♡𝅘𝅥𝅮!? @Awmuth]

@KenneyNL @a_apanasik Given what they've been doing this year, the FTC doesn't seem to care about laws, either.

[Kenney @KenneyNL]

Unity is about to get a whole lot worse.

[Hunter Peterson @hitherehunter]

the crash out (comic by @FlorkOfCows)

[Ujico*/Snail's House @ujicosnail]

😸OHUTON X SNAIL'S HOUSE🐌

☄️"メテオガール" (METEORGIRL) MV🐌

OUT NOW

リリースしました！！！最高アニメーションになってるので是非見てください

https://t.co/chPf2xQEKK

[John Szymanski (Ducky) @Ducky_Szymanski]

In response to GOTY contender Expedition 33 coming out, here's footage of MY game being played.

(Sound on)