Austin Matthews

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

Indoctrination, start em young

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

@TroyHorstman @JackOtter @Uber @Uber_Support Why did you Uber from your wedding lol

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

@Icahabod67 @SLCScanner @Nomadic_OMD Aww wittle bitty baby got his feewings huwt

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

@j_fishback @sophieraiin Dumb fucking idiot

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

Its obvious your perspectives change as you get older but sometimes it shocks me just HOW much they change. 15 years ago I wanted nothing more than to pile in a van with my friends and tour across the country playing music every night. Now that sounds like absolute torture lol

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Look, was LIV Golf successful? No.

Did it bolster the reputations of everybody involved? Also, no.

But was it fun? Once again, no.

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

@nkurlander @brysondech His YouTube videos are pretty good though lol

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

@dieworkwear “Menswear expert” cringe title you gave yourself lol

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

Ummm why the fuck is @DistroKid trying to charge me $90??? I have exactly one song published by one artist no one knows about. Sounds like I’m about to have no songs published because this is a fucking joke

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

How did @instagram get so bad? It’s gotten to where I can’t even follow any new accounts because for days afterwards my feed is nothing but their old posts from weeks prior

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

@thegarrettscott @burkebythelake @elneurozorro @pipedream_labs You talk like AI dude lol

[HARDLORE @hardlorepod]

It is with heavy, broken hearts that we share that our beloved Bo Lueders has passed away.

He will be remembered for his unwavering empathy and compassion for his friends & family and his magnetic, inimitable presence on & off the stage.

We kindly ask for grace and privacy as we navigate this extremely difficult time.

For those struggling with depression or urges to self harm, help is always available. We’re not in this alone.

Suicide and Crisis Lifeline: 988.

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dear apple we can’t use our watches at night for the sleep data because it doesn’t have enough charge. We have to charge it while we’re sleeping

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

What’s it called when you love numetal (Deftones) but hate numetal (Limp Bizkit)

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

Colonoscopy in the morning means I’m currently peeing poop out of my butt

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

@beautyskillz

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

Getting stoned and watching American Pickers is living my best life

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

@SenFettermanPA @SenMullin You’re a fucking loser dude. Can’t wait until your term is up and the American people never have to hear your disgusting name ever again except for when the history books talk about how you conned the public into believing you an ounce of a shred of a fuck about them

[Austin Matthews @AwsumAwstun]

@KristiNoem HAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHA we’re all laughing at you loser