Teni

God; Writer; Sweetfriendforlife; GGMU; Dogs😍

Opinions expressed are solely my own

[Teni @Awulateni]

Count Your Blessings, Haircuts and All https://t.co/k5c1VCCLLk

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌍🇬🇭 OFFICIAL: Ghana qualify to World Cup Round of 32!

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Ghana at the #FIFAWorldCup 🇬🇭

[Teni @Awulateni]

"Never say die" ❤️❤️

[Weffrey Jellington @jeffwellz]

Appreciation post for the best goalkeeper in the world. Benjamin Asare. 4lyf is 4lyf.

[Kuks @__Adwobeng]

Gyama mone star country nhyia da
As3 moho pre mo bi sei

[FIFA World Cup 2026 @FIFAWorldCup26M]

@ESPNAfrica Asamoah Gyan watched as someone with his iconic number 3 jersey step up and save Ghana in the dying minutes.

This is football heritage 🇬🇭 ❤️

[ESPN Africa @ESPNAfrica]

Asamoah Gyan and Fatawu in the Black Stars dressing room after Ghana's win 😂🕺

[ESPN Africa @ESPNAfrica]

▪️Off the bench 🪑
▪️Instant impact ⚡️
▪️Created the winner 🪄

Brandon Thomas-Asante was key to Ghana’s opening win 🔑

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

A late winner for Ghana to secure all three points 🇬🇭

#FIFAWorldCup

[Teni @Awulateni]

🤭🤭🤭

[thousand. @oneman1000_]

to dare is tudu.

[Ethan Brooks @alt_w_v_g]

Tried to log into my bank this morning

Not a new bank. My bank. The one that has my money

First it wanted my password

Wrong

Tried the other one

Wrong

Reset it

"New password cannot match any of your last 24 passwords"

That is every password I have ever used

Created a new one that I will forget next week

Then it said "please verify you are human"

I am human

I have a mortgage

I paid $52.18 for bread, milk, and eggs last week

Only a human would do that

But the bank was not convinced

"Select all squares with traffic lights"

Nine squares

Three had traffic lights

One had the edge of a traffic light pole

Maybe two pixels of yellow paint

Stared at it for a full minute

Selected it

Wrong

"Select all squares with stairs"

Two squares had stairs

One had a ramp

Is a ramp stairs

A ramp is the opposite of stairs

I selected the two obvious ones

Wrong

It wanted the ramp

I am a CFO

I've fired people with more due process than this

But I cannot pass a test designed to keep bots out of my own checking account

"Click and hold until the image stops moving"

A jigsaw puzzle piece floated across the screen

Held it

"Verification failed"

Held it for thirteen seconds

My finger cramped

"Success"

Then a new screen

"Your account has been locked due to suspicious activity"

The suspicious activity was me

Trying to access my own account

Called customer service

The phone menu had ten options

None of them were "your website thinks I am a robot"

Thirty-seven minutes on hold

The same fourteen seconds of smooth jazz

Looping

Every ninety seconds a voice told me my call was important

It did not sound important

Finally a man answered

"Thank you for holding, my name is John"

That man's name was not John

We both knew it

I did not press the issue

John asked for my mother's maiden name, my first pet, and the street I grew up on

He unlocked the account in forty seconds

Forty seconds

The bank trusts John more than me

And John does not exist

Final tally

Nineteen minutes of captchas

Thirty-seven minutes of smooth jazz

One man who was not named John

To access money that is mine

At an institution that emails me every single day asking if I want a home equity line of credit

My wife walked in

She said "what are you doing"

I said "proving to a computer that I'm not a computer"

She said "are you winning"

I said "I just spent an hour deciding if a ramp is stairs"

She said "that sounds like something a computer would do"

She wasn't wrong

She usually isn't

Plz fix. Thx.

Sent from my iPhone

[Teni @Awulateni]

@lai_misiii 😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[Teni @Awulateni]

Not mummy telling Nala that she's disrespectful 😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
@lai_misiii

[Italian 🚅🇮🇹🇻🇦 @Italian347]

In the beginning was the.... Word, you say?

[Joyce Meyer @JoyceMeyer]

What Satan meant for harm; God will work out for good. #JoyceQuote

[Premier League @premierleague]

First look at the 2026/27 Premier League table 👀

[Teni @Awulateni]

This is how the Black Stars draw us in....

[Chikidarl 💎 @gemnafee]

@aubreystrobel May every book girlie find her book guy, the one who ends up on the same page, in every sense of the word. 😩🤍

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes was WAY out in front when it came to creating chances for his team-mates this season! 😲

[Chefabbys @chefabbys]

Today was a very emotional day for me! Watching my ghana month food documentary on a big screen. In a cinema. With people, watching with me🥹😭. I cried!

[Teni @Awulateni]

Well done United!!
Next season will be 🔥🔥🔥

[Premier League @premierleague]

The Premier League season is complete.