Hayley Spalding

A.K.A. Hayleesi ~ mother of doggo

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

I want her leading the department of education.

[woahh mann @ashhhhhhole]

this is the best day of my life

[Ben Mekler @benmekler]

I want her to change her name to Megan Gun Kelly so bad

[3-0Discount🍉Emma🍉Stone (Taylor's Version) @Buffalojilll]

*BREAKING* Shortly after divorce announcement, Jason Momoa seen holding hands with Pete Davidson outside popular LA eatery

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[Jesse McLaren @McJesse]

Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.

[milan @sorrowabounds]

and in that moment i swear we were infinite

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

the funniest part of the 2011 comedy "Contagion" is when they invent a lifesaving vaccine at the end, and then everyone takes the vaccine. hahahaha fantastic writing

[Pete 🏳️‍🌈 @PeteAscolese]

What can’t Nicole Kidman do?!

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

she’s perfect

[Julia Moser @juliamoserrrr]

i asked my gentile boyfriend to explain the point of advent calendars to me and he said it's for kids to "microdose christmas"

[Rob @thegallowboob]

its that time of the year again, don’t forget to hang your missile toads

[cat @WinningByARose]

I think Pete Davidson just texts back real quick

[Jason Dean @_Jason_Dean_]

Lol Timothée Chalamet is popping off

[Chloe Condon @ChloeCondon]

When he owns/runs a vineyard and is very charming, but you find out later he willingly separated his twin daughters (that he had with a woman he married on a boat, whom he barely knew) at birth 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩