Alexander Gisselbeck

[Mario @PawlowskiMario]

Watching some MAGA accounts cheer for Norway and Haaland is absolute cinema.🎦 🇳🇴

They seem to see a 6’5” blond Viking and assume he’s some kind of ideological soulmate.

Meanwhile, Norway is one of the strongest examples of a successful social democracy in the world, and Haaland has publicly supported anti-racism campaigns throughout his career.

It’s another reminder that people often project their own politics onto athletes instead of paying attention to who they actually are. And it’s ridiculous, funny and shocking a bit, but not much at the same time.

[Jan 🇩🇪 @FutbolJan10]

2 v 1 with fcvking Erling Haaland by your side and you chose to feed your ego

shame on you Sorloth

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

75 days ago he was taking his last breaths on that beach.

This evening Rocky is out In the park with his humans and heading home to his very own couch with his siblings.

You can be down in life but you are never out ❤️ (10/10)

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

Guy admits he would fuck roadkill if God wasn't watching him: "Checkmate atheists"

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

TO ALL ICE AGENTS. WHEN TRUMP'S
GONE SO IS YOUR JOB AND YOUR IMMUNITY
AND WE THE PEOPLE WON'T FORGET WHAT YOU DID. TICK TOCK!

[Neil Stone @DrNeilStone]

Vaccine Anti vaccine
research research

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

If a president refuses to give FEMA money for disaster relief while people suffer because he did not win that state but gave it to sates that did vote for him. He should be removed and arrested and locked up.

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

Why did Donald Trump shut down the investigation into his own assassination attempt?

Everyone knows why.

[someeshmo❤️‍🔥🕳️🛸❤️‍🔥 @ZombieDish]

this is such fucking bullshit

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

Don’t stop saying their names or telling their stories. People want you to forget them.

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Jason Selvig from @thegoodliars talking to a nurse from South Carolina about rising measles cases.

[Suzie rizzio @Suzierizzo1]

This woman owns the now infamous “Hive” bakery in Mound Park,Texas & on the 4th of July she made some special cookies & other bakery items that referred to the State this Country is in & MAGA got mad at her & tried to close her down,but she got the opposite long lines & praise.

[sean @_sn_n]

do conservatives “conserve” anything?

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Trump administration has granted a conflict of interest waiver to an unnamed SEC official, allowing them to hold stocks in companies they are investigating.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The Trump admin now allows endangered animal habitats to be used for drilling, farming, mining, and real estate development.

Under a new Interior Department rule, eliminating endangered species habitats is no longer illegal.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Fuck this and fuck him.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

I’m tired of people acting like someone’s life matters less because they weren’t an American on paper. He spent 35 years here, raised three American children, and built his life in Houston. He was an American in every way that mattered.

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

police officers who leave their K-9 locked in their hot car to die should have to face the death penalty as a capital offense of murdering a police officer just like suspects who kick or fatally injure K-9’s during a pursuit etc

[autist @litteralyme0]

Growing up hearing “Wikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say “just ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

🚨BREAKING: President Donald Trump Thursday dismissed all remaining commissioners on the Election Assistance Commission (EAC), a bipartisan federal agency created to help states administer elections. https://t.co/0J0GFywIdb