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[PCSO Katie Townsend @WYP_683Katie]

Fun morning spent with the
@WYPHorses in the city dealing with a few jobs @WYP_LeedsCity #partnershipworking #PCSO #Tutoring #LeedsNPT #Mountedsection. @WYPAndyBerriman @Axabeg

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http://t.co/Tf5I7qvW5p I sure buy a lot of alcohol. Hope I'm not a shopaholic.

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http://t.co/kkkySUnQL7 No pain no gain but also no pain no pain.

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http://t.co/OXPuX1bZFp If life was fair, Ryan Gosling would have been born with Ray Romano's voice.

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http://t.co/P5Dponlpnj If your bathroom sink looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite.

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My tweets are only motivational if your motive is to become an asshole. http://t.co/k0GYlyzOqo

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The Disney Channel should be renamed 'Celebrity Prehab.' http://t.co/kvGPuVEORx

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http://t.co/KLrJaDXjQY How many shares of Facebook stock do I have to buy to disable my mom's "Like" button?

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http://t.co/mEzQHvt67m I have boobs & a calculator. Math is irrelevant.

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http://t.co/1V4tGliEgL "It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos

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Ceilings were just ambitious walls. http://t.co/FMdfamFCLN

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http://t.co/6EWLPE9mgu I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home.

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http://t.co/SeR9B2ZdG7 Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

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Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/OneIS7j2Gn

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Some people are about as useful as the "r" in February. http://t.co/zgprh3g1

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http://t.co/MfluwEeQ How does JK Rowling text her friends that she's just kidding :(

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Some chick told me to get lost so I bought every season on DVD. http://t.co/MjVI8iaS

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The second Pop-Tart exists solely to hammer home the self-loathing initiated by the first Pop-Tart. http://t.co/Ex0K9z4o

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http://t.co/B5twgyRe Traffic..The only jam that doesn't go on toast

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http://t.co/wyK9LdVi I make a mean sandwich. The key is to use racist cheese.