Axeymoron

Writer, nerd, D&D dork, aspiring bon vivant. Former FaBio; current curator for the BattleAxey of the Bands. ASoIaF, WoT, FFXIV, AFC Bournemouth & the LA Rams!

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WE CROWN THE QUEEN!

Congrats to Queen, winners of 11 straight, 0 defeats.

We can now definitively say @QueenWillRock are the ultimate victors of the BattleAxey of the Bands, my 2,048-band musical tournament that spanned over 5 years.

Axey out. Y'all can find me on Bluesky!

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@carter2985 His offseason workout regimen was insane, love this!

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@rclemente2121 I owned one of those! Briefly. It was soon stolen after I took it off at a public playground.

Mom was not happy.😢

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@HistoryofHaz Usually has nothing to do with heights and everything to do with an inability to sleep with light from the window disturbing them.

Honestly, they should just bring their own sleeping shades. Or buy the damn window seat.

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@Orions_BeIt Stay Golden, Ponyboy!

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@gilleypdx

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LANDMAN

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@gilleypdx FORM OF.... uh ... Chim-Chim?

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This game is bonkers #RamsHouse

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@TheeBrotherBill b/c we have 72 TEs

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@TheeBrotherBill hey that's the Thiccer Kiccer, put some respect on his chonky name

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@RamsNFL

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@libsoftiktok @kroger Aww, did all of your bot friends suddenly disappear? So sad!

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Celebrating the cultures, traditions + contributions of Indigenous peoples.

#IndigenousPeoplesDay

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@RamsTapes Whoooooooooooooose House?!?

#RamsHouse

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@ScooterMagruder

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@SeveredFromX You're Lumon. I don't trust you. Rickon Hale may be a sucker, but I'm not!

P.S. Drummond deserved everything he got.

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@SeveredFromX You're right. Not everything is A.I. That said...

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@NFLTodayX BOBBY TREES, baby!

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@Jimeverett @cjsteiskalsr LEGENDARY. Never thought anyone would ever get that dude to shut up.