Lance Axelrod

It's easy to laugh. It's easy to hate. It takes strength to be gentle and kind.

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@SenateGOP this guy is right. When are you finally going to do something about it?

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To all our MAGA brothers & sisters; while food prices are still high, homeowner's, car & health ins. are skyrocketing, we are spending $1 billion per day in Iran. I have a quote from your president Trump "make Iran great again"

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@PhillipsPOBrien And Ukraine is providing information to help shoot down Iranian drones more cheaply & effectively.

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@pattonoswalt Well sure and guys that are in to that "barely legal" stuff aren't sexually attracted to girls under 18, only 18 and one day. That's when it's ok to have an erection

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@SenateGOP Still on board with all this?

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@mtgreenee I have been harshly critical of you in the past & I still don't agree with you on many many things but I appreciate your position on the Epstein files & on healthcare. It's never the wrong thing to do the right thing.

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@JeffFlake 😂😂😂 no you really aren't

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@LeaderJohnThune PS: Can we also give $20 billion to Argentina? You should be ashamed of yourself.

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@LeaderJohnThune Bailing out the farmers? Where's my bailout. Trump is costing me hundreds every month and steadily rising. This mess is on you. You have Trump, Congress, Senate & SCOTUS. Be a big boy

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@MeidasTouch The Trump economy isn't just hurting farmers, it's hurting regular people too. Where's my bailout?

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@RpsAgainstTrump Yeah...I believe he gets dumber every 90 seconds

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@ProjectLincoln

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@TISSOT I did. That's why I know Tissot refuses to send me the parts & will only fix it themselves for much more than the watch is worth. When you buy the watch, the dealers treat you great. After that however, you're on your own

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@TISSOT never buy a Tissot Touch. None of their dealers will change a battery so you have to mail it in costs @ $50 takes a few weeks (yearly) Now mine is broken they won't sell me parts but will fix it for $300 the watch is worth $150 so in the garbage it goes I guess

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@BulwarkOnline That's a great story but I am not sure you understand or heard me correctly. Why haven't you ended the war in Ukraine?

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@JohnCleese Air show in my city today. A plane (L-39 Albatros) flew by the house. Wife asks "did you see the plane?" I said do you mean the....ALBATROS!....ALBATROS! She looked at me like I was insane. I said I'm sad you don't know how damn funny that is

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@Acyn Just look at LA for Christ's sake.

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@SenateGOP You have the power to stop this & save the country. History rewards courage & forgets the weak

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@Acyn He has been taking the shorter stairs to avoid this
https://t.co/Y0LSe2ldAj