Axeman

[Axeman @Axeman]

@PosteSpedizioni ma con che coraggio scrivete sul tracking "destinatario assente, ripianificare secondo le istruzioni sull'avviso"? la spedizione era diretta ad un ufficio, aperto dalle 8 alle 19, il corriere non si è visto e ovviamente non ha lasciato nessun avviso.

[Axeman @Axeman]

@disinformatico Ah scusa. Non li vedevo da trent'anni... da quando facevo le foto 3d in diapositiva 😅
Quello che hai postato lo vedo a occhio nudo osservando un punto "dietro" l'immagine (immagine sx per occhio sx), quindi con quello dovrebbe funzionare.

[Axeman @Axeman]

@disinformatico E come potrebbe, senza sorgente di luce polarizzata? Comunque basta guardarla come si guardano gli stereogrammi, e funziona.

[Axeman @Axeman]

@disinformatico "Acqua micellare" suona meglio di "acqua e sapone"...

[Axeman @Axeman]

@hus2weet @a2hosting_alert try with https://t.co/2Z7DwHKfpT
mssql-scripter -S https://t.co/SOVzd1dQP2 -d DATABASENAME -U USERNAME -P "PASSWORD" --schema-and-data --file-per-object -f C:\BACKUPDIR
way way faster than exporting table by table

[Axeman @Axeman]

@a2hosting_alert Lol captain Obvious at its best...

[Axeman @Axeman]

@kosmopolites_bl Working hard? Why... There is still someone hoping that those (not so) trained monkeys will solve anything? They even stopped selling Windows hosting...

[Axeman @Axeman]

@ijascodesystem @a2hosting_alert Have you noticed that there are no more windows services sold on their home page? Be prepared for the worst. I've already moved to new hosting using my own backups ('cause i have backups, unlike a2) and will abandon ASAP that sinking ship and its amateur crew.

[Axeman @Axeman]

@donfarr @a2hosting_alert Many have own backup and don't need a single byte from their. If they just put online a stupid table "srvname, isFUBAR?, restorestartdate, restoreenddate", and start FRESH NEW EMPTY server instances for the FUBAR servers, we could stop "being violently angry" and get back to work

[Axeman @Axeman]

@a2hosting_alert "I would like to express my sincerest apologies for [...] As soon as more details are available, we will update our status page found here:
https://t.co/PcIeiuTZdb"
A useless ticket update received TODAY, that point to a status 3 days old? Seriously? Amateur Hour...

[Axeman @Axeman]

@okarpov A kind of centralised performance counter DB, fed by data posted from users on various hostings... Like it... If you need coding, I can spare some of my time...

[Axeman @Axeman]

@stojanovicdeja @a2hosting_alert Indeed. Why don't open NEW EMPTY servers for those that have their own backups? In the time you lost writing that useless blog post I bought a plan from another service, deployed my private apps, restored my DBs and changed my DNS. And I'm not even a sysadmin!

[Axeman @Axeman]

@MinasArustamyan @a2hosting_alert I wanted this since the day after the ransomware disaster. But they're deaf. While they're trying in vain to restore their systems, I had the time to open an account to AspHostPortal, redeploy my private apps, and restore my old db backups... and I'm not even a sysadmin!

[Axeman @Axeman]

@retrocameraplus why your app disappeared from Android store?

[Axeman @Axeman]

@WindItalia per l'inconveniente (come fa @VodafoneIT ). DON'T: cercate di convincerlo che è stata colpa sua che non sa come funzionano i servizi a sovraprezzo, giocandovi così il cliente. Lo dico per voi...

[Axeman @Axeman]

@WindItalia Quando un cliente vi contatta per i soliti servizi a sovraprezzo attivati SENZA CONSENSO E SENZA NESSUN TIPO DI CONFERMA, seguite questa semplice lista di DOs & DON'Ts. DO: disattivate TUTTI i servizi, eventualmente proponete il rimborso e vi scusate [...]

[Axeman @Axeman]

@GTT_Torino E mi raccomando, non deludeteci: scioperate COSTRINGENDOCI ad usare la macchina, e poi passate a multare per i parcheggi in zona blu...

[Axeman @Axeman]

@pcbGOofficial Fast and perfect service: 6 days from Gerber to my desktop! Many thanks.

[Axeman @Axeman]

@DanieleBarzo any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Se poi gli utenti sono utOnti... ;)