Jimmy Hollier

[Gideon E. Wood | The Stagsblood Trilogy @GideonEWood]

Fantasy writing is 80% add to dictionary, add to dictionary, add to dictionary.

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

Encouragement is discouraged.
-Genji Takeshi, Master of the Takeshi Dojo

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

All it takes is one. One post may be able to save a life. Isn't that worth it? Join the motion. #SaveTrevor

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

What does it sound like when a fire truck happens?
#DMScrewedUp #WordsareHard #TheImportantQuestions

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

Japanese Kid: "Hey, mom I was out with big brother su'ke."

Mom: "Who's that? He'd better be a drug dealer."
#AwkwardGameMoments #BadParenting

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

"I'm not high, I'm just hungry." - me trying to explain to the delivery driver after his third trip to my house in two hours.

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

"I don't need a rape whistle, I've got really high pitched screams." - Japanese high school student getting in a car with two unknown men.

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

@_Beth_Wagner_ I'm so proud of my mother! A true D&D inspiration!

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

Sometimes you are just walking your fish when disaster strikes. #SaveTrevor

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

I'm not a drama queen, I am just a man who has had his life heavily effected by a toilet bowl...

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

@MeerinBD Me, a person everyday: "Wow. I'm a terrible person."

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

Yep, that's definitely a freshly farted ass.
#NoHashtagRequired

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

I tell her it will be okay. Is that a Diplomacy or Bluff at this point?
#D&DMoments #LyingToLovedOnes #DiedinMyArms #GhoulsSuck

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

Why is this note so quiet I can't read it?

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

Bardic Knowledge: Are Squirrel meat good?

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

"You thought Orc humor could kill, Orc love life is a massacre!!"
#OrcLife #FrenchChineseman/Orc

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"This turned from a party to a massacre."
#Realization #MisunderstandingYourSituation

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

"You Punch good with Iron!"
#OrcCustoms #FrenchOrcFromChinaWhoSpeaksRussian

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Hmmm, Is that a battle? Eh whatever I'm an orc I wanna be a part of that.

[Jimmy Hollier @Axis311]

Greetings I am Jacque Cheri, the French Orc from China. It is a pleasure to meet you, I must retreat for now.