C F Axis ⚽

Official Twitter account of the #TCPL side C F Axis. #ElaEla

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[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

@KentFC1935 @TheonlyDG @jpmsandie @OfficialAlgie @Jen_Johnson_x3 You're a right bunch of Kents. Is it true your ground is infested with foxes?

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

"unnamed Spanish club"

[Ashley Preece @PreeceObserver]

An update on Wesley - almost 12 months since his red card in pre-season vs Stoke - as Brazilian is keen on cutting short Internacional S.C loan to return to Europe. The £22m #avfc striker is in talks with an unnamed Spanish club https://t.co/83KYLxOwnC

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

I'm delighted to announce that following the collapse of the TCSL, the transfer fees received for Bale and Pogba were sufficient that we could bribe our way into the Segunda Division REFE next season.

Our ban from domestic football is over.

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

We never got to use the Curly singing Bryan Adams video.

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@MsPaulaSoto @T_C_S_L If memory serves, I think you were destined for jail but got snapped up by Hessel Industries before we got round to tying up that thread? The master manipulator who was behind Holdsworth's corruption... But not his unrelated sexpesting.

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

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@T_C_S_L "we are more than happy to work with you to ensure a league goes ahead, having reviewed matters.

We just ask that the league is done and dusted by 1st of September. We have some construction work planned at the stadium and training ground for then".

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

@JonBoyCagliari We like your cardigan... And the unfortunate winding up of FC Hessel leaves us as the largest virtual soccer club.

What's your view on ducks and British Tourists and can you play defensive midfield?

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

@T_C_S_L @FC_Hessel @CLYDEShepherd13 @RedBlackSoviets So what you are saying is that the league is in fact not going ahead?

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

@CLYDEShepherd13 @FC_Hessel @RedBlackSoviets We'd offer to build you one, but our stadium will be torn down for timeshares at the end of the season.

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@FC_Hessel @CLYDEShepherd13 @RedBlackSoviets @T_C_S_L [whisper GIF]
"Honestly we just need two home games to rinse the Curly Watts content we have. If the wheels fall off after that it's fine."
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[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

@CLYDEShepherd13 @RedBlackSoviets @FC_Hessel It's been a terrible time for you Clyde, dying and your club folding. Your ghost is always more than welcome at the Estadio Shit Bet Club... As long as I am manager. Or the league doesn't get cancelled.

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

@CLYDEShepherd13 @RedBlackSoviets @FC_Hessel They haven't even finished the stadium. All a scam from Thanos to leech Government levelling up grants in some ex-mining shithole

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

@T_C_S_L "can you confirm the league will survive the withdrawal of FC Hessel? Considering the time and money already invested by ourselves for the season I have been instructed to take any and all legal action against the league and the bottling club in case of issues."

Alberto

[C F Axis ⚽ @AxisCf]

@FC_Hessel Are those your players?