G.L. Marshall

If you buy a $5 tree, dig a $10 hole.

[G.L. Marshall @AxisOfGleeful]

@JoyceWhiteVance People seem to forget the Afghan president stuffed a plane full of millions of dollars and took flight in the middle of the night. A situation expected to deteriorate over time blew up in the amount of time it took for a truck load of guys with guns to drive into town.

[G.L. Marshall @AxisOfGleeful]

@TheRichFromCali There will be no 2028 election.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

NEW: The great Trump-Musk crackdown is coming. And it will hit hard & fast. Journalists will be first. But everyone else is next.

I urge you to read my 20 lessons in How to Survive the Broligarchy, inspired by & featuring the great @TimothyDSnyder.
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https://t.co/AHqpZpofIL

[Steve Rosenberg @BBCSteveR]

Do you ever get the feeling the world’s gone crazy? With this in mind, I play the Flintstones theme in the style of the Russian classics.

[Timothy Snyder @TimothyDSnyder]

Lesson 1: Do not obey in advance.
Thread of lessons from my book #OnTyranny. Written in 2016.

[G.L. Marshall @AxisOfGleeful]

A+ thread here:

[Dr. Kristin Hook for Congress @Kristin_Hook]

I knocked a lot of doors this past year on my campaign and asked people what issues were most important to them. Here are some of the key takeaways from my time spent talking to people here in Texas:

[G.L. Marshall @AxisOfGleeful]

@HC_Richardson @AshaRangappa_ I date it to Rush Limbaugh in 1988.

[G.L. Marshall @AxisOfGleeful]

@mckaycoppins The conventional wisdom will begin to change when Harris takes the lead in Florida.

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Hannibal Buress told a joke so good it put Bill Cosby in prison

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Have you ever, ever, ever in your life met:

1. An actual Atifa member?
2. Anyone who’s earned a Soros check?
3. Anyone in the Muslim Brotherhood?
4. Anyone who’s read Saul Alinsky?
5. Anyone who wants Open Borders?
6. An actual Marxist?

#AskATrumpDefender #68

[Secretary Janet Yellen (Archived) @SecYellen]

A frank and productive exchange of views with my counterpart on key issues like expanding the global supply of candy and toys and tightening sanctions against chores.

[G.L. Marshall @AxisOfGleeful]

@SweetFnLucifer Voted early so I'd miss the bomb threats and other shenanigans.

[G.L. Marshall @AxisOfGleeful]

https://t.co/Q1yzjaTDxc

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

Alex, I’ll take things rapists say for $300.

[Deedy @deedydas]

All languages covey information at a similar rate when spoken (39bits/s).

Languages that are spoken faster have less information density per syllable!

One of the coolest results in linguistics.

[. @jdpoc]

Jesus, this advert hits hard.

[BIGPLAY @BIGPLAY]

The Spanish call of Lane Thomas grand slam is absolutely ELECTRIC ⚡️

🎙️@ElalcaldeRafa #GuardsBall
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[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

This woman just torched red state Republicans with facts.

Ouch.

[Lucía Lobosvilla @LuciaLobosvilla]

Someone else said:

“Art Nouveau is when it looks made by elves.

Art Deco is when it looks made by dwarves.”

And after looking into it, I think they’re a genius and 100% correct.

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

freebird on a recorder🔥😍