Axolotl the wise

Valid argument have i not, pronouns in bio I must point out| the amphibian of Twitter 🐠🦈🐬🐳🐋🐟🦀🦑🐙🦞🦐🐡💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧💧

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

Alex ross may be the greatest litmus test for comic readers. Because that guy could create art about captain America being paired with other characters, and everyone would say something like: “who the fuck is American eagle?”

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

I don’t think man of steel is the greatest superhero movie or anything. But the fact that every argument against the the diner scene amounts to “Sure that guy is sexually harassing a waitress, but this Clark Kent is a meanie and that’s worse!”

[𝗚𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹𝘁 of North @Itssan17]

Superman did the absolutely right thing in this scene. My favourite representation of the character.

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

You know I was a bit disappointed that these guys straight up annihilated his generals with no effort. Seeing them get their shit rocked by a weaker Dracula was amusing:

[𖤐 Roxy 𖤐 @roxis_rox]

Thinking about how Trevor fully tried to just swing Dracula

[phil @blackphilled]

"why dont they make movies like this anymore" because akira kurosawa just killed that extra. hes dead. Akira Kurosawa killed over 12,000 people in his career as director. murder was outlawed in japan only in 1981

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

Bakugo be looking like a make a wish kid in the ads.

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

“Avatar’s writing is so straight centered which is exactly why she should get with the guy I like”🤨

[BolinDR @danrodsbolin]

Meu vídeo do tiktok sobre como katara e aang só ficam juntos porquê a escrita de avatar é machista e heteronormativa tá batendo 35k

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

Man those glasses are the same as Tupac’s bandana, even if it doesn’t fit.

[Bradley Osborn ✝️🎃 @the_Bradster007]

Easily the WORST Scooby-Doo cast we ever had 😭

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

Friday the 13th really is proof that a franchise can have zero good movies and still be iconic.

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

You could say he’s overreacting, but damn imagine spending millions on a talent to waste their time for 7 years.

[Cosmic Marvel @cosmic_marvel]

Mahershala Ali says he’s “done” with ‘BLADE’

“I’m over that. I’m done with that.”

(via @DEADLINE)

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

The worst thing ever is when these anti-woke niggas start to make a little sense. Because god forbid in 10 years, we’re gonna be saying stupid shit like: “Black Christmas 2019 was so overhated” and “TROS is a underrated gem”

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

@scesctscfh31707 @Pheas7 Except that rocket has a point and is right. What he meant was “your hurt isn’t worth more than our lives”. Regardless of how he acted, he says the undisputed truth. Expirencing a bad moment doesn’t endorse you give others that same bad moment. Suffering begets more suffering.

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

I swear Jean fans don’t even defend their goat, they just look at you like the fat guy with breathing tubes.

[bnd gifs @hesaidthething]

#SpiderManBrandNewDay

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

These quotes really prove that radfems are okay with fascist rhetoric as long as it’s towards men.

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

@scesctscfh31707 @Pheas7 That would be great if it was the point of this. Up until this scene, rocket was characterized as a snarky/cold yet charismatic character. And in a scene that is a precursor of this scene, rocket while vents his trauma. The point of this scene is “the asshole has a point”.

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

Steppenwolf is honestly in the same ballpark as 2005’s king as a CGI character.

[Kambit 🃏 @UncannyKam]

Zack Snyder's Justice League (2021)

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

@scesctscfh31707 @Pheas7 An asshole who’s objectively right, Drax had let his emotions take control and nearly got not only himself, but his crew almost killed.

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

These types don’t get called the n word enough if this is what they say

[Andre Williams @andrewilliamsus]

Why Slavery Was Good For Black People

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

If only there were an actual movie animated with this exact premise 🌚

[‏ٰ @bigglawrenxe]

MORTAL KOMBAT ORIGINS: JOHNNY CAGE

Before the sunglasses, the cameras, and the ego, Jonathan Carlton was just a skinny teenager who hated feeling powerless. After a public humiliation, he reluctantly throws himself into martial arts.

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

I can almost never take precious seriously the more I keep seeing these things?

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

The fact that Thor’s crew aside from hogun and sif were all killed off like a disposable inconvenience is one of the many problems in ragnarok.

[Pｪssmaker @PSSMKR]

Hogun

[Axolotl the wise @AxolotlWise]

Supposedly he was supposed to appear, but along the line, he felt out of place, so he’s kinda just deleted. Same with naomasa being kurogiri originally.

[MHA Daily @Mangaic2]

imagine how confusing it is to be deku's dad overseas and you see your son, which you firmly believe had no quirk, is fighting the devil

with like 8 quirks too 😭