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[Sir Sic @SirSicCrusader]

"Why do you only ever argue with me about the religion I actually believe" I'm always astounded that these people are somehow able to breath unassisted.

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

“me local pub is tree huntred and sixchy foor years old”

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I still DO NOT understand how so many of you were hoodwinked into believing the government should not use the money you pay in taxes to create a social safety net that benefits you, fund public healthcare, lower housing costs, and make daily life more affordable.

[Frankie ☆ Fey @frankiefey]

whoever said young people today are only capable of expressing their needs via elaborate sexual signaling (feet, armpits, goth mommyism) hit the nail on the head. like what are we doing here

[Maya🦭🏳️‍⚧️ @BurgerLesbian]

first time i saw the middle i thought i was somehow how high as fuck and hallucinating a bizzaro version of malcom in the middle

[The Enforcer @cooper200882]

I think rockstar should make a custom fleshlight controller that you can stick your cock in when you're having sex with prostitutes or during missions

[Claire @RadiantClaire1]

HAL Labs sees a major problem in their next title and the narrator starts saying shit like
“This mistake can be a deathblow to any developer, with the sole exception of Masahiro Sakurai, of course.”

[Discman:The Iron Blooded Asshole @Mrdiscman]

@Stealth40k How masahiro sakurai be moving according to harada:

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

Katsuhiro Harada's impression of Masahiro Sakurai:

"If you ask me, he’s basically:

‘A Saiyan who genuinely believes he’s just another ordinary human.’

Every now and then, when the rest of us are struggling with some problem, he’ll say something that sounds exactly like Goku saying, ‘Well… why don’t you just fly?’

And I’ll reply, ‘Because we humans can’t use Flight Technique.’

Then he just stares at me with a completely puzzled look.

To put it in terms of Demon Slayer, I’d describe him as: ‘Like Muzan Kibutsuji casually showing up at a drinking party where all the Hashira have gathered, genuinely believing he's just another ordinary guest’.

That’s the kind of person he is."

Source: @Harada_TEKKEN

[Tall guy @TalI_guy]

I have never considered Yu, Yosuke, and Rise to be a trio

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

Yes, I do unlike posts if I realize the content is AI-generated.

[Andrei3000💫 @ndrei3k]

country that loves basketball to death has an average height of 5'4'

[Seth Harp @sethharpesq]

Spending trillions to build out AI data centers proves that the American ruling class had the resources and ability to convert the grid to renewables and maybe save the planet but instead deliberately chose to cook us all and die for no reason but to produce demonic digital slop.

[Chawanna @DrChaeEd]

My 6th grade science teacher, a man, developed breast cancer. I wish you all actually knew some science.

[critter @BecomingCritter]

this is what actresses with zero botox can do

[Adeline @SpecialAdeline]

It’s so awesome that she immediately said she forgives him and he’s beasting on her anyways

[sparite: p5r @sparite]

i love when everyone levels up, the sound is so satisfying