Every year now, for the past 10 years, on April Fools, @johnjayandrich will always have a cat meowing in the background, and it seems it’s always when you’re listening from the app or online on @iHeartRadio
It like magic! My package was “in town” but decided somehow to go back to where it came from… I wonder if it was minding it’s business 🤔 c’mon man, this is ridiculous @USPS
Went to @Wendys and ordered a # 6 and # 7… the only thing right was the fries and drink… no lettuce or tomatoes or pickles, just slopped with a lot of mayo, not how I ordered it; the chicken sandwich? Plain. Seriously?
The #LivelyvsBaldoni case is getting so good that I am rooting for all those content creators who got subpoena'd, especially the attys on X, on how they will show out
The prosecutors/govt did a horrible job in actually presenting proper evidence to support the RICO charges.. instead they focused too much on the FOs ... that's why he wasn't charged with that...
Ordered from @Chipotle on @Grubhub and of course they don't have options for 'light, normal, extra or as a side' for their salsas... of course mine was bathed in the red salsa, what white rice, it's red rice for me.. I love red salsa but not like this...
If you’re rioting in LA tonight and you see a guy that looks like your childhood orthodontist wearing a flak jacket, immediately drop the brick and walk away. Just trust me on this one.