ayaan.

I mainly tweet for the girl I love, most of my tweets now are a whisper to her!

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

💕

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

Modi is smart. He knows Indians have a very short memory. If they can forget the thousands of Indians dying like insects during Covid, then they can forget anything. So stay silent for few days until the issue dies down is his single motto!

[Vidya @VidyaKrishnan]

Not a word on Malviya Nagar fire. Nothing on student suicides. Not a word on the attack on seafarers.
Just ..endless me. Me. ME!

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

@AttackingChamps Thanks bro

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

Mother had been randomly asking me for the past few days to help her order through Zomato. Today, I realized she was secretly learning how to order a cake for my birthday and surprise me because we live in different cities now. ☹️♥️

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

@SparklingSan_ Ye dekho ❤️

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

@RMitrn47820 Thank you bhai

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

@basdukhdard Thanks madam

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

@crickohli18 The least I can. Hopefully I can keep her happy always ❤️

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

@topgun_mav11 Thanks paijaan. Aman ki asha zinda rakhne ko 🫂♥️

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

@_shortarmjab_ Sure nunni babu when you become the CEO of google replacing Sundar

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

@khogayehumyahan Thank you khogayehumyahan, it was yesterday :p

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

There used to be a time when mixing an inferior quality product was called adulteration; now it is called blending.

[Virat Kohli @imVkohli]

Started the season with belief. Ended with back to back titles. 🏆
This team lived every emotion together. The highs, the pressure, the hurdles, and the unwavering support. It feels extra special because… this place is HOME! ❤️ @RCBTweets

[Rahul Kushwaha @RahuKushwaha]

Dhoni ko team se nikalo world cup 2019 k semi final se phle

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

Bandar is a good movie but it could’ve been much better if Anurag Kashyap tried to write a better climax than showing the documentary of what happens in day to day life of an accused inside a jail..

[Siddharth's Echelon @SiddharthKG7]

First in my bloodline to see tree plantation on green carpet.

[Ashtavakra Anshumat @AnshumatVakra]

Lmaooooo

[Odraputra Prataparudra Jagannatha Dasa @KalingaGajapati]

Boomers used to get boners listening to this nonsense.

[রাজ শেখর @DiscourseDancer]

That's why most desi men can’t relate with RaGa who does scuba and free diving, aikido, eats low carb, is relaxed around women who aren’t his family.

We relate to those who eat maida fry food, give gyan on yoga without ever doing it and are professional black belt in burping.

[billi @cudikudiiii7]

bsdk sidewalks to bana nahi sakta
nala saaf hota nahi
ek bi shehr ki municipality dhang se chalti nahi, kya shiksha doge vishwa ko
nalayak disgusting boomers i hope you all r0t