Ayden A Carter

🎬 Actor 🎙️ Voice Over Artist 📖 Writer

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@triplejHack asked me to produce a segment on living with an ABI and how it fractures your life in two, sometimes altering the dynamics of your relationships.

I'm so thankful for being able to tell my story and I hope you give it a listen.

https://t.co/5X0oZnPk7B

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@pepedownunder @aussiecossack "freedom fighters", for very rigid thinkers, you are surprisingly flexible enough to self-fellate

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@sahar_adatia An absolute hero

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@MarioBekes @pepedownunder I can't tell if you're for or against Andrews

[Miss Polly 🖤💛❤️ @MissPolly62]

Dan Andrews faced the most HOSTILE media in Australia's history while at the same time Morrison faced the most INSIPID media in Australia's history. #StandWithDan #DanAndrews Dan Andrews answered every HOSTILE question while Morrison did a runner before he was asked a question.

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@wildtiktokss I'm not racist but I don't know if I can do anything to help you cook the meal and make it a group of people who have a good time in the kitchen and have a coffee over the next few days to make sure you get refunded your money and make sure you get the best deal on the day

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

I did stand up comedy, can you tell?

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

Free concert at Flinders today. It's cool to see a big band, but the composition lacks and the lyrics need work

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@assassinscreed Any tips to get ac unity running on my pc?

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

Colour me not surprised https://t.co/VPzPNYtywa

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

My opinion of colours isn't based on sight, but how much I like the names of the colours.

Purple: great colour, shit name. Don't like it

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@jesseSPANNER But what about 30 Seconds to Mars?

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@CloudCuckooCoun Congrats babeeee

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@carlyfindlay This is pure, unadulterated horror and it sickens me to my core

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@jesseSPANNER Food

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

can we get Elon to buy the NRA and fuck that all to hell

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@CloudCuckooCoun I will call ACA on you mother fucker, don't tempt me

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@itsJeffTiedrich He's a conservative Republican and Mormon, they just don't do gay, yknow

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

@AmyMarksMyWords He was actually on Intervention because of his meth problem. It appears nothing has changed.

As a Mormon, no alcohol or caffeine, but meth?? Can't get enough

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

STORMING A GAY BAR WON'T MAKE YOU GAY

Spectacular news for the father of the suspect in the #ColoradoSpringsMassacre!
Whilst his son entered gay bar to kill, it doesn't actually make him gay. Thank God

"I found out was a gay bar, is he gay?... And he's not gay, so I said phew"

[Ayden A Carter @AydenACarter]

The relief he must have felt, the reassurance that his boy is just a proud Conservative. At least one man gets to sleep in peace tonight