Ayden Reagle

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[Ayden Reagle @AydenReagle5]

@FrappucinoMilk Yankees in S, obviously shortstop

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RTG player ended up looking like @BarstoolBigCat

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@loggolfs Hell of a back 9. 100% counts congrats player

[JoezMcfly🇩🇴 @JoezMcfLy]

Lets goo

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Was not aware @OhioTate was a professional golfer

[DJ @djstweets]

Hey Rory, guess this swing

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The Yankees when Nathan Eovaldi is pitching against them

[™️Marcus  @TheMisterMarcus]

Mike Vrabel (sex) returns to Patriots on Monday.

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@Scoggs23 @PWCommenter @Wallace30729734 @FireBowles7 @BarstoolYak @BarstoolBigCat As shocking as it may seem, also a fan of Titus

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@GhostofTvanek26 @Merk256 Well you just said it so kind of defeats the purpose of calling him out

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@OhioTate Can’t forget the boy Reed

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

The 4/20 Pot Dog(2022)™️

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@barstoolspringb

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@OhioTate Near traffic cones and stop sign are the two landmarks he goes off of at a packed concert. Truly one of one

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@sir12304 @eshields_17

[EllyMuse @EllyDeLaMuse]

Just met a cute girl at the wedding i’m at

like actually cute. objectively dangerous face card.

we’re talking. vibes are immaculate. she’s laughing at my jokes. i’m in my bag. aura farming effortlessly.

then sports get brought up, she says it

“i watch baseball”

my ears PERKED up

i played it cool. i said “oh nice, what’s your team”

she said “i’m a reds fan”

and that’s where a normal person would’ve said “cool, me too” and gotten her number

but i am not a normal person

my brain instantly went into terminal mode and i said

“oh word? how you feeling about the rotation?”

she looked confident. rookie mistake.

and i kept going

“Hunter Greene’s velo is electric but are we pretending the command is just gonna fix itself? Not to mention his elbow is already shot. Nick Lodolo’s health is a group project and the syllabus is on fire. and don’t even get me started on Matt McLain and his band of merry idiots, the MM9 FC”

she blinked

i KEPT GOING

“and we’re really trusting this front office to build around our lord and savior Elly like that? You see what they’re doing with the lineup construction? Cam Collier STILL hasn’t been brought up. I’m supposed to act normal about that?”

she laughed nervously and said “i just like going to games”

i said “so do you even follow the team?”

she said “i literally have a Matt McLain jersey.”

the vibe was GONE

just vanished. nuked.

like a routine fly ball lost in the lights at Great American Ball Park.

her friend pulled her away. she didn’t look back.

i was standing there alone at a wedding holding a drink i wasn’t even sipping, doing MENTAL GYMNASTICS about how someone could watch the Cincinnati Reds attempt to contend in the Major League Baseball and just be… chill about it.

my cousin walked over and said “bro she looked just like your ex what happened”

i said “she’s a casual”

he said “so?”

SO???

i then realized i would rather relive every one-run loss in the ninth than share a household with someone who thinks “the vibes are good” is a roster evaluation strategy

she had a pretty face

but a CONCERNINGLY OPTIMISTIC understanding of infield durability

could’ve had her number

she could’ve been the mother of my children

COULD’VE.

but now at least she knows

i know ball.

and honestly

that’s worth more

[Stoolies Clubhouse 🏴‍☠️ @StooliesClub]

Absolutely beautiful moment! This is what makes the Olympics so special 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺�

[Matthew Tkachuk @TKACHUKycheese_]

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Is that good?

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[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

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