CaptainSof🇲🇽

[Honest Sports Takes @honestsportsz]

@elonmusk @POTUS I was being driven by my Teslas auto pilot when the car randomly swerved into a lake locked all door then began something called “drowning mode”. I was only released from the cabin after being instructed to “like 8 Elon musk tweets”. Is this a normal feature?

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

@elonmusk stfu dumbass

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Porn titles really be turning me off-_-

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

I know the ibs shits are bad when I’m on Twitter😭😭

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

currently creating a calendar with every hour of my studies implemented into an itinerary for the entirety of my summer classes. just because my philosophy of love and sex professor asked for a schedule. they’re getting more than they bargained for letting me into their class😭

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

girls with IBS don’t cheat, my free time is in the restroom💯

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

bro tell me why I’m in the hospital because I had a reaction to a medication and on the tv pops up Kurt Shrader. Can this man give me a break bro😭😭 last mf I wanted to see

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

@allstarsclubnft

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[Bored Ape Yacht Club 🍌 @BoredApeYC]

Hell yeah Snoop, LFG! See you in the DMs. ☠️🦍⛵️

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

I’ve never met anyone else who loves the Big Bang Theory the way I do😭

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

Idc what y’all say the Super Bowl halftime will never beat this one👁👄👁

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

@CalebGeringer i pray the next girl u have sex with doesn’t get BV😭

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

can we normalize washing hands before sex

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

Hm funny didn’t a team in London find that in 3 months people who had recovered from COVID-19 had a 26% decrease in antibodies. There have been numerous cases of testing positive twice. How about we spread good examples, sorry you have the “it doesn’t affect me” mentality

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

@123drewman no, what separates me from a narcissist like you, is the fact that I don’t go out during a pandemic and party. Just because you haven’t thrown a party doesn’t mean I don’t see you at those Pullman parties on Snapchat😄

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

since u deleted it. remember when you said you couldn’t wait to get out of Lewis county because fuck everyone and you hate it? the hypocrisy is 10/10

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

hm some of us still have to graduate? why do u still party with people who contribute to the problem? moving doesn’t fix the problem bb

[Andrew Kahn @123drewman]

Lewis county rly lives rent free in yalls heads 😂 if ur so much better than it why do u complain about it so much instead of idk... just moving?? 😉

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

@brykohl oh I don’t think you’re ever gonna peak, ur like kissing the below average line’s ass😩😍 maybe try a fitting jean and button up shirt, something that will make ur eyes pop. Should I suggest a better haircut?? Maybe a new cologne one that covers up being a douche?

[CaptainSof🇲🇽 @AyeCaptainSof]

trap house greasers really peaked in high school huh