I will never understand the point of this thought-process. You clearly weren't attracted to this man and you wouldn't be happy if you were currently married to him, so why do you care how his life is playing out?
A perfect retirement plan is waking up in your mansion by the seaside, with exotic cars in the garage and a loaded bank account. Not waking up next to a woman.
Y’all simps always act like women are the prize . They’re not. The real prize is freedom, peace of mind, and financial security.
There’s a point in your 30s when you realize hosting BBQs & dinner parties is the new club scene & high key better without the randoms, overpriced drinks, & terrible DJs still playing Dreams & Nightmares.
BenDaDonnn couldn’t stop LAUGHING after Drake EXPLAINED how he makes his VIRAL drink 😭💔
“Explain this weak ass drink you be drinking all the time”
“It’s the onda, the ondalini but we call it the ondacivic… all you do is bust a can of that orange, the can is orange that’s why I say that, bust a can of that onda… Lots of ice, pour it over the ice, fresh passion fruit… Stir it up like Bob Marley would say”
“Ok and what’s the name of it?”
“I said it already b*tch”