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I’ve gone into the office dressed like I command a submarine

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@Elkie6

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Days have been fantastic. Evenings spectacularly lonely. It’s grim. I caught myself making eye contact with a pigeon and wondering if we could make it work.

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@CardiffSpinster 😂 Let’s keep it light. I’m not quite at crying on a birthday bench yet. I’m currently just watching football alone and developing a slightly unhealthy bond with a pigeon.

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@flouncyflopper I’ve got my clothes so it’s all good 😂

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@anniebarnes45 💯 ☀️

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Slumming it this afternoon. Standards are slipping.

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@JDIrwinbooks Me too. It’s became an endurance test.

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On my own in Edinburgh. For 4 nights. Anyone fancy a wee swally?

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@fluffy_scrawler Won’t the clog up your straw?

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@ambergambler_ Want to feel better? Think back to 2010. Feels like last week, doesn’t it? And you’d still be in your early 30s. Depressing. At this rate we’ll all be in our 80s in about 14 minutes 😂

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@JDIrwinbooks How much for the secret of eternal youth. And good to see the eye has recovered 🥳😊

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@Shellfromzero @bemusedwithlife @beck1sm2 I being feeling left out that I’m not American

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@alliewillie38 You’d love it here xx

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Too late I’m in bed.

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@SassyLipBiter I’m on my own, I could think of a sadder situation 😆

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@superpaddiepads If that’s in your garden, then there’s got to be some backstory to acquiring that. It’s a belter 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[A̷l̷a̷n̷ @AyeFairEnough]

Did a play today. Pivotal to the story, but I die before the interval. Matinee went well, had friends drive some distance to surprise me. Tonight the family came, so naturally I was shite. Now backstage, knackered, waiting to mime to Gary fucking Barlow. Thelma would be better.

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@x_zaich Yeah this wasn’t the kind moist and tight I’d be looking for

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This morning, on this wondrous platform, I removed the latest batch of followers including:

Moist Avenger
Dusty Dong
Uncut Growler
Tight Hole (c’mon, I’m claustrophobic)

And Jocelyn, “always taking sunset pictures”, who appears to have mistaken her fanny for the horizon.

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@Skipper_NLW Not the uncut!