Hobie🤯

🦍🦍play dumb, be smart 💯

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

how do you grow up listening to punk/hip hop and still end up being a bootlicker

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

I'm playing Johnathan Taylor this week in fantasy I'm actually sick

[🅿️ @the_P_God]

DEMOCRATS- “It’s the rights fault”

REPUBLICANS- “It’s the lefts fault”

Me- “big 3rd down here! Need a stop!”

[Dr. Marte @Badgers_44]

How do I get sports on my TL again

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Correct. It is *medicine.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

#realmusic

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

and strippers be thinking you coming for them.. ho plz

[Deuce @DeuceThomas]

Headed to Buffalo Wild Wings later to watch Shedeur Sanders NFL debut

[NotCxdy @TheCxdy]

Songs where 2 artists go bar for bar the entire track >

[ً @cryst6ls]

i’m not blocking no more coworkers ! YES I CALLED OUT SICK AND YES IM IN NYC WITH A BOTTLE OF DON JULIO IN MY HAND

[Malik @MalikMcYeet]

Type shit I be on after stomping my nephews in a video game

[Hobie🤯 @AyeManeSTFU]

@Steelers_DB Superman movie or fantastic four, which are you watching first?

[R A S H A D/ 9.0 Baby @BabyxShad]

Imma proud story liker can’t lie. That açaí bowl looked fye twin, imma like the photo.

[Jasmine 🇹🇹 @Scotty_DoesIt]

When I say this shit tickles me BAD 😭😭😭😭

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

i drive home so quick after work like i’m late for the house

[Hobie🤯 @AyeManeSTFU]

@awkwardgoogle Pixar bouta have this as a movie plot by the end of the year

[lil duval @lilduval]

Just because I’m good at dealing with shit don’t mean I’m not dealing with shit 😂

[kinga @gonerboner]

Jesus dying on the cross:

[yc @yc]

Can’t believe The Punisher’s super power is just having more dog in him than everyone else