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Forgive me Lord for I am both evil and retarded

[Vance @TripleBuckVance]

I only like women that have some abstract flaw about them, like their eyes are a little far apart or they got a lisp or they got big boobs or they got a nice ass or they thighs juicy or they pussy tight or they perfect in every way or they got Lupus or they autistic or their parents are rich or they can’t read an analog clock or they’re over 5’8” or they go to bed at 4AM OR they need surgery right now it’s urgent OR they spend $200 a month on vapes but they share them with me or they hide them from me and act like they ain’t addicted to vapes and when I ask if they have a vape they say nah of course not but that’s fine I was only curious OR they only shower once a week but I don’t even notice or they rearrange my whole house while I’m at work and I can’t find the AA batteries now and the smoke alarm is dead and I need the beeping to stop but they put the batteries somewhere esoteric and I have to solve a puzzle she created to prove that I love her so I can get the AA batteries back and when I get them back she tells me they’re cursed unless I promise to change the oil in her car so I do the oil change and then she tells me she bought the cursed oil so I’m fucked unless I tell her I’m not mad at her for that thing she did 6 months ago that I can’t even remember and I tell her I don’t even remember but she remembers so now it’s my problem to remember and I say don’t even worry about it but that only makes her more worried about it or she’s near-sighted

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

@DamielBernaldo

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“Peanut butter is slave food”
- @goodcharls

[CHLOÉ HAPPE @bronzeageshawty]

I haven't had peanut butter in maybe a year. I just had a smoothie with peanut butter in it. I feel bloated, uncomfortably full, and gross. Humans are not supposed to be consuming peanut butter.

[dasha @dash_eats]

@properdipwad I was born retarded, Catholic by the grace of God

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@TheJakeChristie Aziz Ansari

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

@StoneballOFF One way to find out

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@Rightanglenews I recognize one of them as a “Simbal Karma”
#Fishtanklive #FTL

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What is @BTTNEYECROCHET doing on Joe Rogan?

[Killa 🌺 @KillaKreww]

Joe Rogan caught Skylar Grey OFF-GUARD after getting emotional and tearing up at the start of his podcast while revealing that his wife wants her hit song with Diddy “I’m Coming Home” played at her funeral 😳👀

“It’s such a crazy thought… then I listened to it in the gym and was like ‘God damn’” 😭

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

Idk still don’t get it.

I put the dress and heels on and still can’t seem to get a job.

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

This is the actual reason why young white men can't get jobs. Not DEI.

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

@BurtBronx @FrankHassleYT Make an Acronym outta his name

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@REPOSTLOUNGEHP2 Amateur hour. Couldn’t be me.

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

@DramaAlert This is like asking Derek Zoolander to turn left or do something other than Blue Steel

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

@ghostiekato Escape from New York

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@AngelStudiosInc Slop

[Vance @TripleBuckVance]

She dressed like a Fishtank cameraman

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

@Gavin_McInnes Hulk’s quote is more of a 5pm when your off work headed for happy hour and Van Gogh’s more of a 2am when you’re tryna go to sleep for work the next day.

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

Geodude

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Gun pointed at your head, name a rock

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

@DonMiami3 Imma start low balling in at $350,000 until everyone else does too.

[🅰️ye-🆗ay @AyeOkayHomeboy]

@FR0STY_333 I like how they sent an FBI Foid to confront him.

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@depression2019 They need to cover themselves in shit and baby oil so it’s hard to get a hold, and stay ahold of them