Me when I met @elonmusk in the DR and just knew I was about to get rich beyond my wildest dreams….
Then he told me I was very articulate and pissed me off
@OnlyOneRhonda They’re soooo serious. Watching ppl watch me do simple math to leave tips at restaurants is some of the most comical shit ever… like damn what you bringing to the table, can you pay bills?
@Foreverdre404 got pulled over on Cinco De mayo and explained to the officer how he saw me, left his post , circled the parking lot ducked off in, waited for me to leave the liquor store, accidentally pulled out in front of me cause I siked his dumb ass, then he say, I make a wide left turn.