Liz🇭🇹

Scorpio♏️// “Don’t worry if plan A fails, there are 25 more letters in the alphabet”

[Liz🇭🇹 @Aye_Lizz]

@ShaniceLJ_ Cuz when you have beef with Cardi, you gonna have beef with her ...

[Liz🇭🇹 @Aye_Lizz]

Debating on whether I should start making this rug today or on tuesday🤔

[Tee. @Therealteajah]

I cant believe I really gotta wear glasses just to see far 💔💔

[demigod daiku @daddysenpai222u]

How many times has this happened for you to respond like this cause I thought he was gon send you some money 😟

[Morris NutonthisChest @chefphoteamuh]

How’d you fucked that up

[🦢 @loungingmee]

Condoms have been found in animals, babies, and even dead bodies but somehow, we’re still blaming women for the way they dress.

[Big Leo @notmdeeeeee_]

Bartending a private event tonight and my biggest tipper is a 6 year old who loves him some Sprite 😭

[Liz🇭🇹 @Aye_Lizz]

Just up at 2am and randomly making butter chicken 🌚

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

i shoulda bought a house in 2015 instead of tryna HITTT THE QUANNN 💔

[Roz🇬🇼 @RozzaCampos]

Are we just supposed to keep accepting these price increases?? Like what is going on

[lilli @wunnaslut]

ngl i would never tell a nigga he won’t find better den me cus some girls don’t expect nun outta a man & they eat ass

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

This how Mojo Jojo brain be hangin out his helmet

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

I hate the “WFH is depressing” talk. What’s actually depressing is 2 unpaid hours of commuting every day, getting home already exhausted, and having 4 hours left for cooking, sleeping, and getting ready to do it all again.

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @deadhandjesus]

He dropped a bar you werent ready for. Think about it more

[britt @beemillz]

ms rachel the realest white bitch alive now that dolly gone

[cutiepia @cutiepia8395]

I’m sorry, the clip of Zohran Mamdani getting on a Citi Bike while someone yells out “communist!” and him replying that it’s actually pronounced “cyclist” is forever etched in my mind.

I aspire to achieve this level of quick-witted and respectful clapbacks!

[S @itsbrandyskini]

Declining an internship to Paris to spend the summer with your boyfriend is INSANITY.

[SKI @skiistiredasf]

A 5 year old black girl was shot in the head on her way home because a white man, jeremy porter, 47, says he got the wrong car. zah'layah walton had just asked her mum for a hot pocket. He admitted firing five shots. he's charged with capital murder. she was 5
say her name

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

May this type of love find and DROWNNN me 🤎✨

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

When I want to put my earbuds back in, but the person won’t stop talking. 😭