Samson™

*Insert useless information that tells you nothing about me*

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

“Your dad used to throw the most badass parties, cars were lined up down the highway every time he had a get together”
Okay, but where were those carloads of people when he fell off?
All those “friends” and he couldn’t call anyone to talk to before committing suicide? NO ONE??

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

Go back to being open all night you cowards @tacobell

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

@LEGOFN_Status This is all I’ve gotten the past 3 days now. FIX YOUR GAME OR COMMUNICATE!!

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

I think bro forgot this isn’t 1960 anymore

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Any person willing to work hard should be able to get a job, raise their kids on a good paycheck, and keep their roots where they grew up.

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

Austin Reaves got that dawg in him

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

“Right foot two stomps!”

[Jason Howerton @jason_howerton]

Can someone explain what actually happened here?

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

If this isn’t Sadie, idk what is

[Jonte @flaviler]

people hate on dr pepper for attention

[Miniature Mayhem™️ @MelDubs]

I have been laughing for 5 minutes and I have tears streaming down my face

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

I’m living in this man’s head rent free
Might as well kick my feet up 😴😂

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

Mind ya fuckin business

[k 🍪 @yesitskayy]

men used to go to war now they buy blueberry flavored vape

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

And so it begins…

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - New York City declares state of emergency over #monkeypox.

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

✌🏼✌🏼 Oklahoma

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

Hot take: @WS_Boogie had a better drop than @Drake

[NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter]

When Jayson Tatum checks his phone after the game

[Samson™ @AyeeItsSamson]

I’ll never let this die @doctajordan @RealWillKelly @kalebtrow

[ESPN @espn]

Four years ago, JR Smith forgot the score and gave us an all-time meme 📸