Ash

[Zee @vincntine]

Canceled my pcos ultrasound for piercing appointment

[presley @g00doldays]

enjoying my onion bagel with jalapeno cream cheese and pumpkin spice coffee

[emmy @semmytary]

Having an ear infection as an adult

[lukaszn @lukaszn777777]

Tried the not texting first gimmick and we haven’t spoken in 7 months

[BlACk @iluvblackwmn]

Did some stalking and I’ve been shaking for 50 minutes

[lex @lexlisbon]

Larping as someone who has their shit together by putting lotion on after my shower

[pris @pwiscila]

Having a voracious appetite on my period and feeling like him

[mads ⚢ @snsdscores]

started thinking too much about the state of my life and how i literally have no plan or resources to change it

[female funcle @greenfeathergrl]

its okay to be addicted to weed and masturbation Those are the ones youre allowed to have

[resean rodriguez @hashnoxy]

when the mac n cheese touches the bbq chicken 🤤🤤

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

reading this then looking down at my dinner plate of chocolate eyeballs and throwing it at a wall

[The worm @wormbuttsex]

When you’re eating salt & vinegar chips and start tasting blood and genuinely enter a flow state

[olivia 🪑 @livvywivvy7]

picking my skin picking my skin picking my skin

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

where is this "licker store" alcoholics keep talking about 👅

[jess💘 @Jesxcaxo]

walking into the movie theater with 2 cheeseburgers in my purse

[laur 🛸 @bridgehers]

getting dumped by someone you had everything in common with so all your favorite things are tarnished

[⛧ @SometxmesYouCme]

Me when I didn’t hear what you said:

[Isabella @haveacigar21]

Trump just said anyone with anime stickers on their car will be deployed to Iran starting September 1st

[Unicorn Nightmares @UTisKore]

"Whose pussy is this?"

"Well you see, me and him don't talk anymore, that's why I'm here"