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TBH IDGAF

[Evidence Bongwe @Evidence_Shongw]

@Kharrotie That guy is saving himself for a lot of problems. Next thing he will be told the only thing he wants is sex not a job

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

Let her cook

[— don @dracosrevenge]

being broke as a man is very degrading and frustrating, to every man who's putting in the work to change his financial status for the better, i hope you win soon bro, i hope things get better for you real soon

[Gabriel🪽 @LifeOfCooke]

Driving on alternate wey your boy go set up custom A. You fit die.

[Mazi Nathan @rukky_nate]

Dear Future Wife,

Even if we quarrel, and I refused to eat your food, please do not the lock the kitchen door at night, okay?

I use God take beg you.

[David Hundeyin @DavidHundeyin]

If some people are angry or in disbelief that one random journalist with a laptop, an internet connection and a good education has done what Gani Fawehinmi S.A.N. could not do in 1999, they should remember that 24 years is enough time for the world to change completely.

If a 20 year-old man went into a coma in Boston in the year 1899 and woke up at age 44 in 1923, he would find the world a completely unrecognisable place to the one he last remembered.

In the year 1923, there is now air conditioning. All the horse-drawn carriages have disappeared, replaced by cars that are not pulled by anything but can reach the unthinkable speed of 72km/hr. People can now fly. Someone in Alexandria can talk to someone in San Francisco in real time.

In the space of the 24 years he was asleep, the things that used to be the realm of fiction and fantasy have become ordinary, everyday realities that nobody is impressed by. Things that once took a great deal of effort and resources can now be done by a child of average intelligence. The world he knew has disappeared permanently and is never coming back.

That same 24 years is the difference between 1999 and today, and many of you are that bemused 44 year-old.

You're in denial.

[Sam Otigba @SamuelOtigba]

Layi has not made any skit since the one where the law was trapped in fantastic land. He has not come out since then.

[Kwadwo Sheldon @kwadwosheldon]

“E go bee” “ we move”
More boys dema coping mechanism be that.. bro where you Dey move to? Chale e Hard oo.. hmm

[✨👑 DaddyMO👑✨🏁 @therealdaddymo1]

@piersmorgan May their souls rest in peace. Hear from a man who almost lost his life doing a travel very similar 😩👀🤯

[Don Salmon @dijoni]

Chris rock is not holding back about Will Smith and Jada . This is just too much. https://t.co/RTxjIsflgq

[McArthur @Hairicanematic]

@RexKwasiDanquah We only praising this government if it gets to at least the 6Ghc we started this year with. Same as the dollar rate.

[Unkonfined @unkonfined]

One day you’ll look back and be thankful it went God’s way and not yours.

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

Saudi Arabia prince is buying a Rolls-Royce for every player after World Cup win over Argentina 😲🇸🇦

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

Bro soul left his body for second🤣

[Big Mo ❤️ @missmosun___]

Omooo you guys pls stop plugging your phone while charging 🙏🏼

[只有上帝 @Ayigbe_Shawarma]

@Ayigbe_Shawarma @pikaso_me screenshot this

[jnthn.fr @jnthn_fr]

"Whatever happens, happens" is not for me. My life is purposefully planned and ordained by God. That "whatever" cannot just happen anyhow.

[只有上帝 @Ayigbe_Shawarma]

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