Aynsley

Scientist/magician/necromancer

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@MountainDew Can you normalize sending Code Red Zero Sugar to places that aren't the Midwest?

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@kellysquared Hell yes!

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@kellysquared Well, bile, actually, but gall is more fun.

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@kellysquared "I'm here to kick ass and secrete gall...and I'm fresh out of gall."

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I just witnessed some breathtaking dog training. Dog and Walker went down my street, Dog discovered something fascinating in the road, and picked it up. Walker looks up from their phone to say, "Drop it!" Dog drops whatever it was, looks up at Walker, and picks it back up.

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@AnkerOfficial Any comment on the rumors that no one in your company passed third grade geography?

https://t.co/JOa4j6TEPC

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@jcmfanclub @JohnCMcGinley He's acerbic enough to play Belgarath, but that series wouldn't transfer to screen very well.

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@DomTurnerABC6 Thank you

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My dog died today. I have decided to handle this maturely, by alternating drinks with tweets about her, until I feel better or run out of bourbon. 1/

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She was the best dog I've ever known. The best creature I've ever known. And less than a month ago, we found out that she has cutaneous lymphoma. This morning, we said goodbye. 27/27