I took a drug test yesterday, this one required they take a hair sample, why the people start laughing then call me up to the counter, “Mr Reed, you know this drug test requires a hair sample right? So where you want us to take it from? Your armpit or beard?”
Me:
@BMoreDaviano I’m sure I’ll be below whatever cut off limit there is, I smoked some this summer but before then I hadn’t smoked since like February 2023.. I’m not overly concerned 😂