Father-Bombhine 🙁

[Four-eyed Edo Boy™ @Alex_Houseof308]

Armed thieves broke into my Uncle’s house in Benin many years back. As everybody dey cooperate make dem thief, comot, na so my cousin (very young then) look one of the robbers shout “my daddy have gun too!”

[Ambar @Ambar_SIFF_MRA]

Cristiano Ronaldo is one of the rare male celebrities who isn't a simp.
If you can openly troll your wife/GF like this in front of the world, then it's a secure relationship.

[A simple man 😎 @BabaDClint]

The audacity to go back for the remaining pie.😭😂🤣

[Fola Fasanmi @folastag]

If there was no video, you’d think i was lying 🤣🤣🤣
@Odoemmanuel_ Cow Boy o

[44🇫🇷🇦🇷🇵🇹 @NurseLekan]

Paying 50k to knack is nasty work to me icl

Why not just use the 50k to nurse one girl and get to paste her twice or thrice

[Alma Asinobi @almaasinobi]

I just had the most insane airport experience that I’m still trying to wrap my head around.

I had a layover in Brussels flying from London to Cotonou. It was for 3 hrs, so I took my time to eat and window-shop till it was almost time to board.

Then I realised I made a mistake…

[Mr Mally @mr_mally_]

@earlability @ejike25314363 @Pearlskitchen4 @UR_HIGHNES Enu po 😂

[Dr. Dagbo 😍 @Dagbofatherr]

Say whatever you want to say. My father is retired and my mom is a civil servant in Osun, this man hasn’t owed them for one month since he got to power and he has been paying the arrears the previous government owed which has given me small peace of mind in Cardiff. Thanks 🙏

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

He made her speechless 😂😂😂

[bb💛 @likklebri]

open twitter fi laugh and hear say me a criminal

[Unkul Obi 🐆 @Unkul_Obi]

@FrankKhalidUK Your stories makes me nostalgic. There was a time at Chelsea when we had akpu nwa's (men of valour) who will die on the pitch for Chelsea. Didier Drogba was one of them. Now look at what we have in our players. Boys without guts

[FawazThe_Bird🦅 @Idowu_fawaz]

Passed my Final Professional Exams!!!

Officially Dr Idowu F.A (MB;BS Ikeja)!!!

[Dat Nato @Dat_Nato]

You know how we see Cuppy wade through life so easily and comfortably and we know that all things being equal, her life, financially, will be as easy as 1+1=2? The same thing applies to other children of certain rich men and women or families. Well, shocker, beyond finances, the

[Father-Bombhine 🙁 @AyoIsUrDaddy]

@iamyeesha__ There’s no easy way to fund the thing sf

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

During southern slavery, there used to be two types of slaves,

Field nigga and House nigga:

The Field nigga did manual labor out in the field and the House nigga worked in the white master's house and identified in his interest in opposition to his people

[W.A.T.E.R-M.E.L.O.N 🍉🍈🍉 @A_Y_X_R]

Happy new year tweeter. Only doing this so Elon won’t mark my account as a bot when he decides to evict them all.

[Father-Bombhine 🙁 @AyoIsUrDaddy]

@tena__sam I contacted an agent that’s scouting at the moment. He said he’ll get back to me tomorrow